Jakey

I am retarded.

I have consumed 3120 mg of Nicotine and 3320 of Caffeine in the last 48 hours Apparently this can be lethal?

Incredible commitment from all parties Cameraman, reporter, sound guy, stellar performance If I were to give 1 piece of advice, just show the aftermath, but other then that, great work.

Retardmaxxing is what you need. Your depressed? Be retarded and just do shit Your stressed? Be retarded and take action, start checking boxes Your lacking motivation? Be retarded, retards only know GO Be retarded.

@itsthatgigi Woahhh

The SEC just made the biggest regulatory shift in crypto history + wth is happening with oil Full breakdown on what this means👇

This will go down in history of one my best public retarded predictions of all time. Aliens exist and this will cash. Retardmaxxing

Retardmaxxing 101

A Kick streamer explains how Clavicular is actually a retardmaxxer 😂 "You know what's crazy about his looksmaxxing material, its actually retardmaxxing. He took an ideology and he did it with 100% purpose, he took it to its full length." "Usually men men would just wake up maybe throw on a pimple patch, they shave their beard, brush their teeth. He said f**k all that I'm retarded I'm going to bone smash."

@mudpax Retard legend

@SolJakey I only open KICK to maximize my retardedness with Jakey 🫵 should too.

@Ac7ionMann where u at?

@SolJakey I’ll join

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yo @pmarca wanna join? @ElishaDLong it would be a pleasure

Retardmaxxing is everything Kill overthinking Kill logic Kill worry Enter flowstate of action, retards dont try to calculate an outcome They just go out and do it, they experience it thru the action of doing it Be retarded.

Selling ad space on my new golfcart This golfcart will be a very valued piece to all of our content, especially for our streams Hit my dms

@DKnightSol U r retarded, this thing can whip like 50, and its for hollywood, we need a street legal vehicle that is easily accessible to get out of on the go. This isn’t for off-roading or trashing.

@SolJakey Why the fuck would you buy a slow ass golf cart dude? What are you a fucking old man in a retirement community? Should have gotten a Polaris RZR or something similar. A golf cart for people that don’t wear fucking adult diapers

I BOUGHT MY DREAM CAR