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YO YO YO, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN ALOLA BEFORE #teamskull @MAGfest

If we put male birth control in methamphetamine I feel like it would make a significant difference in America. @FBI @CIA

@PretzelCrisps so deceiving

Convinced if your name is Katie there’s a 70% chance of you going into healthcare

@Rynoki Happy birthday!!!

Level up! 🎂

@tacobell how do I sadly file a formal complaint with Taco Bell?

Petition to refilm The Flash movie @wbpictures with @gruntgustinn

I wish I had 5K to pay off this bonus at my new job. Because it’s so shitty and I’m over this contract. Wish I could start a gofundme to pay back the 5K for a new job 🤣

I need to just one week where no one is a dick to me

Sadie and I spent the last day of our trip to Vegas Representing the Queen @BaileySarian everywhere we went 🙏🏻

My friend’s father passed away unexpectedly right after christmas.. we are trying to save up money for his funeral, anything helps gofund.me/fe4179be

@DojaCat the queen

Thank you everyone 😭

I’m so tired of work fucking me over all the time. I love being a nurse, but my well being is not so good right now

@DrinkyBear It’s not fair 😩😩

@St3phBot Dude, that logic is how I became a heavy smoker in my late 20s. The only way to get breaks was if it was to smoke.

I feel like if people are granted smoke breaks to support their addiction at work, then I should be granted plenty of coffee breaks

Sometimes if my dog doesn’t move while I’m eating, I check to see if he’s still breathing

But for real.. why are we so self conscious about our windshield wipers going faster than the car next to us?

@FunkBrittany Better to break up now than 5 years from now and more invested. Hang in there 💜

I just broke up with my boyfriend of over a year, and I’m devastated. Please send me some happy pictures!