Carl Stephens

@chrisvanderveen They are also undefeated at home

Four games into this season…your Colorado Rockies are in second place and only two games out of first. Baseball is back baby!

@kathleenmadigan Hope on one and ride it through town

Behold the amazing LONGHORNS 🐄 SO excited to experience this anytime I'm in Fort Worth ❤️ #KathleenMadigan #DayDrinkingTour

The computational power in your iPhone is >100 million times more powerful than the computers that landed Apollo 11 on the Moon. And yet, most people use it primarily to argue with strangers on the internet. The future's already here—we just need to deploy it better.

@KyleClark @TerribleMaps Probably why it’s called terrible maps

Hopefully no one is exposing their genitals based on legal advice from @TerribleMaps, but that is not what Colorado law says.

Happy New Year, everyone! Thank you for the memories, lessons, and love this past year. May the new year bring you peace in your heart, purpose in your days, and laughter in your life. Cheers to a brighter, kinder, and more magical year ahead!

Merry Christmas. Wishing you comfort, joy, and everything good this Christmas.

"Look at that picture over there! Here’s the Earth coming up. Wow, is that pretty!" #OTD in 1968, the iconic Earthrise photo was taken during the Apollo 8 mission.

It’s Festivus! Time for the airing of grievances. Air them freely. Just from at least 25 yards away. Photo by Tyler Barron

Happy #Festivus “Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!” - Frank Costanza 💪🏻 Feats of Strength 🙌🏻 Festivus Miracle 😤 Airing of Grievances ┃ Festivus Pole

For the first time in general aviation history, a plane landed itself after an emergency system was activated. 9news.com/article/news/l…

@dionnewarwick Happy birthday week

🥳🥰 Welcome to my birthday week. To celebrate, I have decided to create and add to a naughty or nice list of my own until the big day (Friday 🎂)! Let’s get started…

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! Grateful for the simple joys—family, friends, good food, and that extra slice of pie. Let’s cherish the moments that matter and spread a little kindness today.

Abraham Lincoln delivered his Gettysburg Address 162 years ago today. Carved into the walls of the Lincoln Memorial, the 272 words of remembrance, dedication, and hope helped redefine the Civil War and paid tribute to those soldiers who gave "the last full measure of devotion."

Who did this? 😂🤣 cc: @WaffleHouse

Tonight’s sky from Western Colorado

@jeremyjojola Pablo’s on Penn

I love independent coffee shops. They feel like my second living room. What are your favorites around Denver? I love Pablo's on 6th, Tonantzin Cafe on Broadway, Convivio Cafe on 38th.

@Matt_Kroschel @EPCSheriff @NationalSheriff @NatPoliceAssoc Ah a birthday gift to remember

“Are you really going to write me a ticket? It’s my birthday.” …Might in fact be my favorite excuse for speeding, ever. They wrote that ticket. Thanks, @EPCSheriff ! 📍 El Paso County, Colorado

@Marshall9News Nope

Be honest. Did you know Astronomer before today?

@TechCrunch I had nothing but problems when I had wemo products. Got rid of mine years ago

Belkin ends support for most Wemo devices and its Wemo app | TechCrunch techcrunch.com/2025/07/10/bel…

@jeremyjojola Happy Anniversary!

We first met when we were very young. I was 23. Cheryl was 20. Fast forward 23 years later and here we still are with a little family. Today we are celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary to my wife who has managed to put up with my antics and foolishness with such grace over our time together. She has become such a good mom too. Very blessed.