Sean Switchblade
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Sean Switchblade
@SwitchbladeSean
Husband. Dad. Fantasy Hockey Legend.
Sumali Eylül 2019
845 Sinusundan154 Mga Tagasunod

@Baloney_and @ClownWorld Not in Texas you won’t, retard.
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@ClownWorld A lot of you are going to end up in jail for manslaughter in your lifetime.
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@gonziver That’s what you do any time a pit pull comes near you.
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@washghost1 And that’s why I’ll never work for someone else again.
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@samacoree 1 cup of plain Greek yogurt with a scoop of whey protein powder. Toss in some berries, nuts, or ground flaxseed if you want.
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@SusieM414141 My kid use to gag from just holding a Skittles in his hand. It's taken years to get him where he is now.
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I didn't know that ARFID is a real thing. Have you heard of it or know anyone who has it? This is my first time even hearing about it. This kid has a gag reaction when trying mac and cheese for the first time.
Suzee Q@SusieM414141
Being a picky eater has saved me from so many things. Would you eat this? I don’t even like watching it.
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@wilsonhlthcoach Why did she go live with him instead of you when that happened? Seems like a shitty situation to go to right after surgery.
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A little story about the living situation my daughter used to be in.
Last June, she had a fall and broke her femur. She had surgery. A rod placed up her femur and into her hip. She spent 4 days in the hospital.
When she was discharged, she went back to living with her dad and his mom in a 1-bdrm trailer on a property where her grandpa also lives.
The trailer had 4 steps to get up to the front door, and there was no railing.
As she was recovering from surgery, she couldn't get up and down the stairs without assistance.
Her dad and grandpa are both structural steel welders by trade. They've done a lot of construction and metal works in the lifetime.
Their property has piles of scrap wood and metal.
Since she never had assistance from anyone, she asked her dad to build a simple railing so she could at least get up and down the stairs to go outside.
He never did.
A few months later, he hurt his back and had to wear a back brace for a little while.
The day after he hurt his back, guess what was installed on the stairs?
A railing.
That's what happens when you live with a narcissist who only cares about themselves.
I've been there done that. It's one of the many reasons why I divorced him.

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@ImperiumFirst Not only shorts, but I’m wearing cargo shorts.
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Race has nothing to do with this. The problem is guns, not people.
Tony Heller 🇺🇸 🇯🇵@TonyClimate
So far this year Chicago has had 364 shootings and 90 homicides. Only 3% of the shootings have involved white people.
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@wyjoenthusiast He’d kick the shit out of you easily. Also, the Stars would have a much better chance to win the Cup if he was on the team.
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you know for as much as keith tkachuk likes to call other people soft his son does seem to get his shit rocked almost every fucking game.
B/R Open Ice@BR_OpenIce
Brady Tkachuk and Logan Stanley DROPPED THE MITTS and it looks like the Stanimal got the win 😳🥊
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@CNviolations The idiot giving the cop a hard time and whining like a little bitch is wrong.
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@Scombie21 @CardPurchaser I don’t see the problem. I do this with every card I buy and sell. Bought a card at auction for $36 and relisted for $300 and ended up accepting an offer for $275.
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What is wrong with people @CardPurchaser ??? I guess the are hoping people don’t do their research?


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@buysellshort Which brokerage will allow you to buy this stock? Mine won’t.
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absolute whatever gamble on $LNKS - picked up some here 2.1c area. Upside possibilities 5c and 10c naturally we see many times on these manipulated warrants stocks. Quick rough calcuation - they got $16m and approx 606m shares potential dilution per filing $16000000/606060605 = .0264...the naked shorts and warrants conversion will churn big vol but these tend to eventually have the rubberband released.
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BREAKING: CLAUDE can now manage all your social media on autopilot, better than $600/hour community managers !
Here are 7 insane Claude prompts to start automating your social media ecom brands strategy today
Here’s the crazy part:
This system produces 550+ cinematic, product-ready ads per day from a single prompt.
Here’s the full pipeline:
→ AI generates a realistic UGC persona — face, voice, personality
→ Arcads clones a natural voiceover in seconds
→ CapCut auto-edits: captions, pacing, hooks — done
→ our phone farm method pushes every finished video straight to TikTok Shop
→ Cruva Social 1 identifies which hooks are already winning in your niche before you film anything
The result: 500+ videos a month, per brand, at a fraction of what one UGC creator used to cost.
Most brands are still paying $300–500 per video.
Testing 10 hooks takes $5,000 and three weeks.
With this system, you test 100 hooks in the same timeframe.
The ones that win get scaled. Automatically.
AI is the new creative director.
TikTok doesn’t reward the best video.
It rewards the brand that shows up the most — with content that converts.
Static agencies are dead.
Creator dependency is a liability… and it’s soooo 2025.
No more waiting on creators.
No more $500 videos that flop after 200 views.
The brands that automate content at scale will be the biggest winners of 2026.
If you want the full breakdown:
Like & comment “SYSTEM”
I’ll send you the complete workflow, every prompt, and a step-by-step walkthrough. Free.
(Follow first so I can DM.)

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@DeanTTraining Why does it have to have soybean oil???
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Costco is literally throwing the KITCHEN SINK at all of your excuses
“Can’t hit my protein intake…it’s too hard”
“Unable to meal prep…don’t have enough time”
They’re literally rigging the entire game in your favor
How are you not winning?
Seriously…how???


Brendan@FantasyRam2
Hey @DeanTTraining my Costco had it this time! Imagine saying meal prepping or getting your protein is hard when Costco is giving you this literal CHEAT CODE
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Clawdbot + Kling = an AI “wellness expert” affiliate machine
no real doctors
no certifications
no clinic
no filming days
just viral “health tip” videos running nonstop
look at pages like this
one consistent persona
same office setup
same calm delivery
but every video hits a different hook
“if your legs…”
“this is insulin…”
“don’t ignore this sign…”
and they pull hundreds of thousands to millions of views
here’s how it works:
→ clawdbot creates the expert persona, hooks, and scripts
→ kling generates the talking videos and scenes
→ capcut adds captions, pacing, and retention edits
→ affiliate links sit in bio converting the traffic
each video tests a new angle
same character
different symptom
most brands rely on one product video
this system tests dozens every week
the winners get scaled
the rest get replaced instantly
AI didn’t just make content cheaper
it turned affiliate content into a volume game
rt + comment “clinic” and i’ll send the full workflow
(follow for dm)

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@AmiriKing Imagine going through all that and still just looking like a really ugly chick.
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