Shalin Deshpande

Get it?

परिस्थिती हाताबाहेर जाणे..

Who called it fried chicken leg and not chicken चे तळपाय?

Rain dance is a rarity for me. Sun dance madhe tar mi rojach jaato.

Went to a barbershop for a head massage. Me: Please हलक्या हाताचा नाई हवा मला. कोणी small size चा नाई आहे का ? Owner: Sorry sir, we are helpless. आमचा नाईLarge आहे.

* Breaking News* पावसाला बोलावून त्याला पैसे देण्याचे वचन देऊन महाराष्ट्र चा सगळा काळा पैसा हा या ठिकाणी पावसाला देण्यात आला आहे . त्यामुळे पाऊस मोठा येण्याची शक्यता आहे.

Winter and Summer are brothers. Rainy season is their 1/4th brother in law. तो पाव साळा आहे.

Maharashtrians predicted Artificial Intelligence long before anyone else. Proof? अ आ इ ई उ ऊ AI ओ औ अं अः

Headache is a correct word but eyesache isn't. कारण एकेरी अवयवच ache करतं.

Artificial intellegence is the mother of all technology. म्हणूनच आर्टिफिशिअल इंटेलिजन्स चा short form आ.ई. आहे

Maharashtrians predicted Artificial Intelligence long before anyone else. Thats why our barakhadi has ए ऐ right besides each other.

Vidya's boyfriend was hell bent on going to Goa. He told her clearly, "I'm going to Goa, Vidya or without ya"

She: I am smart. Me: I am smarter. She: I am fit. Me: I am fitter. She: I sleep with Chad. Me: I sleep with Chader.

'चोटी' हा टेकडी चा सगळ्यात वरचा भाग असतो. म्हणून रोकामचोट हा रिकामटेकडा हुन उंची वरचा रिकामा असतो.

Stupid people don't listen to good advice. कारण त्यांना चांगला सल्ला IQ येत नाही.

@BadBoiBilla Nahi nahi. I am a small timer. Just used that reference coz it made a good joke😅

@TRealspd Do you write for MHJ ?

My uncle, who lives in a rural area named his eldest daughter वर्षा. He taught her many skills. Now her younger siblings tell everyone "Versatile खूप गोष्टी करता येतात"

@sab57290 Yep agreed. Gemini AI created image. Tried correctin, didn't work.

@TRealspd there is no city called ahmadnagar and osmanabad

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@mineshdt Arey Gemini AI ni banavla map. I tried to correct but failed miserably. Akola is missing spellings wrong😪

@TRealspd What is amraviati??

Wishing a happy new year in marathi could pass as an introduction of a husband wife and their kids. Naveen, Varsha chya shubh, Iccha.