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You assassinated the Iranian negotiators; now the Revolutionary Guard is the one negotiating with you.

I, for one, would like to thank the Adams County Sheriff's department. Without their lawsuit, I wouldn't have heard any of these bangers by @ogafroman, and each one has made my quality of life better! God bless Afroman, and God bless the USA! 1ST AMENDMENT PREVAILS!

A cameraman chose the wildest angle to film Qatar’s Prime Minister. 🇶🇦

From the last frames of the F-35 being hit by Iranian air defense. It looks like some shrapnel got into the air intake and damaged the engine, but the airframe looked largely intact. The important thing here is not whether a F-35 was shot down, it was the fact that Iran's air defense was able to detect, track, lock onto and shoot and damage a F-35. This alone is a form of deterrence, forcing the US to continue using expensive standoff munitions with their non-stealth aircraft and avoid using F-35 with impunity.

@ImBreckWorsham So much winning

U.S. gas prices likely to hit $4 a gallon next week after reaching $3.90/gallon today. Thoughts?

@9mmsmg @Howlingmutant0 You could pay 2 million of them 100,000 apiece to go

We could deport a whole lot of people for 200 billion dollars.

Trump: I am signing an executive order to murder puppies MAGA:

@spectatorindex 50% of the population is below average in intelligence

BREAKING: Trump approval rating rises to 40% according to Reuters/Ipsos poll.

@Daractenus @dana916 Eaten or sniffed?

"We had a plan across the administration. We unsanctioned Russian oil. In the coming days, we may unsanction the Iranian oil [...] in essence, we may be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians." You need to eat a lot of glue to come up with this masterplan.

@PeterSchiff So $100 billion a week is the real cost

The ante for the Iran war has already risen to $200 billion. Once committed, the government will be throwing hundreds of billions more into the pot. The bigger threat is not Iran itself, but the debt and inflation that will result from financing a war with an uncertain outcome.

@formenril @firasmodad I always thought the Chinese might have helped the Serbs a little, hence the “accidental” bombing of their consulate

@firasmodad The downing of a F117 in Serbia wasn’t the Serbs sending a message, it was luck. One is a fluke, but repeatability is a message.

This is either China or Russia sending the Americans an unmistakable signal. If the F-35 is hit, that means all American jets can be hit.

@PressSec 5-10% of a surveyed population will misunderstand the question. Anything over 90% is immediately obviously bogus

CNN data guru reveals Trump’s base is expanding with 100% approval from MAGA Republicans nypost.com/2026/03/18/us-…

I know for a fact the Foreign Office are reading these. @FCDOGovUK have you summoned the Israeli ambassador yet to ask why a bomb was dropped on a UK journalist reporting in Lebanon, @SweeneySteve, and formally reprimand them for attempting to assassinate a British national?

This was a DELIBERATE TARGETED ATTACK on journalists there's no mistake about it. This was an Israeli precision strike FROM A FIGHTER JET — RT corr Steve Sweeney who was wounded earlier today ‘If they think that they're going to silence us, they're very, very much mistaken’

@RepTimBurchett @pattibader @SenMullin @DHSgov Mullin was unrepentant for prior inappropriate speech and actions in his hearing before @SenRandPaul . He lacks the temperament for the job

Don’t listen to the nonsense in the media. @SenMullin is the man for the job, and I’m looking forward to working with him at @DHSgov

I would reply to @ladypatriooq but after coming out of nowhere to rant at me she has now blocked me

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@FirstSquawk Sure was a genius move to start a second war in the Middle East without wrapping this one up

ZELENSKIY: UKRAINE FACES A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION NOW, HOPE EUROPE WILL FIND WAY TO CONTINUE SUPPORT

@alphaxomega5 @ShaykhSulaiman I was thinking Klan

@ShaykhSulaiman All I could think was CONEHEAD 🤣🤣

BREAKING: Qatar’s Prime Minister: This war needs to stop immediately. The aggression needs to stop immediately. Because everyone knows who the main beneficiary of this war is, and dragging the whole region into this conflict is.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@BamaBonds Your name sounds like US/ Israeli policy

Call me old-fashioned, but asking a nation-state to “play nice” in a military conflict just 2 weeks after you’ve assassinated 2/3s of its senior leadership and threatened to annihilate the remainder seems like a fool’s errand.