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@mrsunshinebaby Maybe they are going home

Between the tariffs and AI takeover, Canada is losing over 500,000 jobs in 2025/2026. What the heck is everyone going to do? Last time I checked, Canada isn’t mass producing jobs. This is pretty scary. Government relief only lasts for so long..

@a7las1984 Start your own company and show them.

We don't hate corporate America enough... Buddy of mine works for a public company for 7 years. That company was acquired. He had over 360 hours of PTO. New company: "You can only roll over 240 hours. The rest will be banked and paid out when you leave the company, but you can't use them." Also new company: "We are also only going to recognize your experience at your previous company, not your prior experience so your PTO will drop from 5 weeks per year to 3..." They are going to lose a good employee instead of giving him his accrued time off and an extra 2 weeks per year. This guy regularly works nights and weekends when necessary to deliver for the company etc. Such bullshit man...

@wildfreakouts This book is called The Messy Room by the Berenstain bears.

Dad gets fed up with telling everyone to clean up the house... so he takes matters into his own hands

@JDoh2983 @alphafox 12 year old boys are her man subscriber

@alphafox I really don't get it. What's wrong with what she's doing? I agree some women blatantly do some stpd shzt at the gym. *guys do too. I see nothing wrong though.

This didn’t workout the way she expected: 🤦‍♂️

@alphafox The defensive “cute” girl smiling is gross . 🤮

@InsaneCope Dude passes. You can use the urinal next to me

@JesterJum It’s called a loss leader or a door crasher. It makes you spend more money on other shit in the store because you feel like you got one on them. You in fact do have one on them and they lose money

Why does a hot, delicious, and ready-to-eat rotisserie chicken cost less than a cold, raw ass chicken i gotta take home and cook myself? Can someone PLEASE answer that for me cause I just dont get it.

@pinkcocainaaa @guideforlovers You have sex to make babies g

@TheRealShpaniel @guideforlovers Nah I’m a virgin When you have sex with ur gf, remember you’re both hoes too. Just bc yall didn’t film it and put it on private folder, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen at all. God saw. I don’t know why yall people have sex in the first place, working for the motherland is better

She's alive but her father just doesn't have a daughter anymore

@maxi_psico @sethuuuuu @srkntnyldz Also in this particular machine the next prize then rolls into place automatically after the first is taken

@TheRealShpaniel @sethuuuuu @srkntnyldz Buddy, you are here calling someone a thief because she took her reward? Only an idiot would believe you aren't supposed to take everything. It's designed that way on purpose so the winner takes all

Peluş oyuncak alma makinesini deneyen kadın, kapı açılınca diğer peluşu da aldı.

@maxi_psico @sethuuuuu @srkntnyldz Thief is a mental state in this case. Was she dishonest? Regardless of whether or not it actually is or not. She grabbed the uncut one first because subconsciously she was acting quick and getting it over with. She’d of grabbed the one she cut first and then the other if honest

@ZacharinosDad @POTUS330 @Vans77777777 @SidnelsonEu Sunflower ain’t a vegetable and that would be sunflower oil, vegetable oil is something all on its own

@TheRealShpaniel @POTUS330 @Vans77777777 @SidnelsonEu I guess it depends where you are in the world. I think it’s often sunflower oil in the uk

O uso de Maionese deveria ser PROIBIDO. Bicho, olha isso que absurdo!

@__palommmma @POTUS330 @SidnelsonEu Totally .👍

@TheRealShpaniel @POTUS330 @SidnelsonEu Óleo de girassol, de algodão, de canola...

@yoyofakowee @Blaxicanjewboy @cecegkh I bet you did.

@TheRealShpaniel @Blaxicanjewboy @cecegkh Me? Never took out a loan. Paid cash, lived in a dive, drove a shitbox, plus I had some grants.

San Francisco restaurant removes tipping from checks. The owner understands that people are tired of the tipping culture, so he doesn’t allow tipping, taxes or service fees in his establishment and instead pays his employees $40 per hour Now, here’s the catch: every meal will cost $140 per person. The price is all inclusive and nothing will be added to that price. I know when we go to a nice restaurant, it can easily cost $140+ per person and then add tip, taxes, and service fee as well. Do you think this is a better deal or a word game with tips, taxes and service fees? What are your thoughts on this?

@mwthygtb @LASHYBILLS Why does a boy throw “mom’s cat” on the ground?

@TheRealShpaniel @LASHYBILLS Not doing anything is gonna let the kid think what he did is okay and will do it again. He needs discipline

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

@mwthygtb @LASHYBILLS You are correct , doing nothing is also wrong. So far we have established, violence, destruction and abstention are not the right approach.

@dampheil @guideforlovers ‘Despite her earning more.’ There is a lot implicit in the position on that. It means that she has the power to make her own financial decisions in purchasing things and he gives her money despite her already having more(than him) . My wife and I make X, we have expenses, We.

@TheRealShpaniel @guideforlovers Who said they don't have shared finances?

She has low libido until you show her the money Funny how that works

@frankthefrstr @dark_chicago @NataniaMarshall As long as you breath through it

@TheRealShpaniel @dark_chicago @NataniaMarshall better than you fr 🙂‍↕️✊

Sex isn’t optional in marriage. Sex in a marriage is necessary. Without it marriages break. Sex is sacred, intimate and adds days to your life. Weekly sex adds 49% to your lifespan. There’s no such thing as “celibacy” in marriage.

@drkwlf74 @mwthygtb @LASHYBILLS You would have the same effect taking it away.

@TheRealShpaniel @mwthygtb @LASHYBILLS Would you be happier if she was whoopin him all upside his head? The fact is that she was more than likely the one who bought it, and she will not get him another for a good while if not at all and losing something he values is a VERY valuable lesson. Not like he can buy a new 1

@drkwlf74 @mwthygtb @LASHYBILLS No I would not rather that. Do you believe destruction or violence or the only 2 directions here?

@marks4774 @wyabraylen And it gets more repetitive the more you engage

@TheRealShpaniel @wyabraylen It's low-effort worn-out, repetitve shitpost ragebait, so I'll call it out if I want.

tapping custom tip and putting “$0.00”