@elonmusk That's right, we're finally going back to calling it Twitter! 🥳
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Lucas Parker
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Lucas Parker
@ToqueLuc
Student of the mind and body.
from the untamed wilds of B.C. Sumali Temmuz 2012
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@righttobikeit cyclist small and squishy. Car big and hard. hospitalization trumps twitter likes. stay alert stay humble.
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@AshtonHallofc technically, the earliest time of day to do anything would be 12:00-12:01 a.m.
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Temptation lives late at night. Go to sleep.
Argue with your spouse? - In the morning
Quit your job? In the morning
Hanging with a new girl? Plan it in the morning 🧠
Big purchase? Make the decision in the morning
Your mind grows weak at night.. you barely have fuel left.. your tolerance is lower.. make your decisions early, and go to sleep earlier.
-Ashton Hall
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@elonmusk LMFAO this Elon guy is trying to get the public to turn on middle class families/retirees to throw them off the scent of billionaires
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That's not a very kühl thing to do
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
UFC President Dana White slapped his wife 2 times during altercation on New Years Eve.
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to ease processing demands & power requirements, I have reduced my New Year's resolution to 640x480
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y are white people allergic to saying “excuse me” in the grocery store?
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if you REALLY want to protect your woman from getting hit by a car, you would keep her in the basement. And NEVER open the door.
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Lucas Parker nag-retweet
better yet, call it "Wub"
letters should start with the letter that they are.
vitalik.eth@VitalikButerin
Normalize saying "dub" (instead of "double-yoo") as the name of the letter W. All letters deserve a one-syllable name.
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Learn to sprint and you'll never lose a fight in your life. And you'll have amazing glutes.
Kamilla | The Dating Coach@thedatingboss
Men should invest at least one year in learning how to fight.
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yes, definitely avoid those debaucherous places where older men wearing jewelry and bathrobes hand out wine disguised as blood-
oh wait
Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert
Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.
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@ToqueLuc @CrossFitGames In Europe, 38 out of the top 60 scores were penalised in workout 3. But unfortunately they haven’t checked any further down… I’m in the same position. A LOT of dubious scores and not an eyelid has been batted!
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.@CrossFitGames heyyy, are y'all gonna address the MASSIVE leaderboard errors with the shuttle sprint Q.F. event??
there's likely hundreds (maybe 1000's?) of ppl who counted wrong and only did half the reps.
related: I need +200 points... help me out bruh
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@ToqueLuc @CrossFitGames First thing I said when I saw the scorecard: so many people are not going to read this and will only do half the runs.
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