
TripleD67
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@jmp4260 @Dan_Townley Dan your arguing with room temperature IQ blokes who aren't listening to the breakdowns because they are in a fury induced stupor having to see a woman on the TV
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@Dan_Townley Dan
It’s quite obvious your not a footballing man by your comments
Southgate and Tuchel have always used this system with Pickford
So why all this hype for old news
Pickford opening up Croatia
how can he he’s a goalkeeper not an attacking centre mid
🤔
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@SurfCity_Mayor @hxxntrr Also 80% would be worth 200mil lmao, the guy writing this thread must have used AI because you'd realise how stupid you sound as you typed it out
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Scrub Daddy gave up 20% of their company on Shark Tank for $200,000
That 20% is now worth over $50,000,000
The founder handed eight figures to a billionaire on national television because nobody told him he could get $200K from Chase at 0% interest with zero equity in 15 minutes
Every season of Shark Tank is a masterclass in how to destroy generational wealth on camera
Bombas gave up 17.5% for $200K. The company did $100M+ in revenue. That 17.5% became worth north of $50M. For $200K. That they could have put on business cards
Zipz Wine gave up 10% for $400K. Meanwhile the Ring doorbell guy walked into the same room, Kevin O'Leary tried to take his equity, and he said no. Turned the Sharks down on national television. Kept 100% of his company. Then sold Ring to Amazon for over $1 billion. He's the only founder in Shark Tank history who understood what his equity was actually worth
The rest of them walked into a room full of billionaires and traded permanent ownership of their life's work for an amount of money that Chase, Amex, and Capital One hand out every single day to anyone with a 700 score and an LLC
The math is so violent it's almost funny
$200K from a Shark: you lose 20% of every dollar your company ever makes. Forever. If the company hits $10M in revenue the Shark's cut is $2M a year. If it hits $100M that's $20M a year. Flowing out of your pocket into a billionaire's pocket because you needed $200K in 2012
$200K from 0% business cards: you owe $200K. You pay it back in 12 to 15 months. Interest: $0. Equity given up: 0%. You keep 100% of your company forever. The bank gets their $200K back and never sees another dollar from your business
One path costs you $200K. The other path costs you $50M+
The exact stack to replace any Shark Tank deal:
Chase Ink Business Unlimited: $30K to $50K at 0% for 12 months
Chase Ink Business Cash: $25K to $45K at 0% for 12 months
Amex Blue Business Plus: $25K to $50K at 0% for 12 months
Capital One Spark Cash: $20K to $40K at 0% for 15 months
US Bank Triple Cash: $20K to $35K at 0% for 15 months
Bank of America Business Advantage: $20K to $40K at 0% for 15 months
Conservative total on a 720 score: $140K to $260K
That covers every single Shark Tank deal in the first 8 seasons. Not most of them. All of them. The average Shark Tank investment was $250K for 25% equity. You can match the dollar amount on credit cards and keep the 25%
"But Sharks bring connections, mentorship, distribution"
Mark Cuban invested in 85+ Shark Tank companies. Ask yourself how many of those founders have his personal cell phone. The answer is almost none of them. They got a 10-minute segment, a handshake, and a wire transfer. The "mentorship" is a production assistant emailing quarterly. The "connections" are an intro to someone on the Shark's team who manages 40 other portfolio companies. You're not getting mentored. You're getting managed
The distribution they offer (Lori's QVC placement, Daymond's retail network, Mark's digital channels) can be replaced by spending the $200K on paid ads, Amazon PPC, and TikTok Shop. You'll reach more customers through a $200K ad budget than through a 3-minute QVC segment that airs at 2am on a Tuesday
The real reason founders go on Shark Tank:
They don't know that 0% business credit exists. That's it. That's the entire reason
They think capital comes from either: (a) a bank loan at 10% with collateral, or (b) an investor who takes equity. Nobody ever showed them option (c): unsecured business credit cards at 0% interest, no collateral, no equity, approved in 12 minutes online
The $200K they begged for on national television while getting insulted by Kevin O'Leary was sitting at Chase the entire time. They just didn't know to look
And the Sharks know this. Every Shark on that panel has business credit cards. Every one of them uses 0% promotional capital in their own businesses. Cuban didn't build his wealth by giving equity to other billionaires. He used leverage. He used bank capital. He used other people's money at the lowest possible cost. Then he sits on a TV set and offers entrepreneurs the most expensive capital on earth (equity) and acts like he's doing them a favor
"I'll give you $200K for 25% of your company" is the most predatory sentence in business. At a 24% annual interest rate, $200K costs you $48K a year and you stop paying when the debt is cleared. At 25% equity on a $10M company, $200K costs you $2.5M a year and you never stop paying
An interest rate has an end date. Equity has no end date. You pay the Shark forever
The companies that should have used 0% cards instead of Sharks:
Any product company: use the $200K to buy initial inventory, run ads, and build sales velocity on Amazon or DTC. Pay the cards back from revenue in 6 to 10 months
Any service company: use the $200K on hiring and client acquisition. Service companies cash flow almost immediately. Pay the cards back from the first 3 months of client revenue
Any tech company pre-revenue: this is the one case where equity capital makes sense because there's no revenue to service the debt. But even here, $200K in 0% cards buys 12 to 15 months of runway without giving up a single share
Scrub Daddy could have put $200K on 4 business cards, bought inventory, landed the same retail placements (retailers don't care who your investor is, they care about your sell-through rate), and kept 100% of a company now worth half a billion dollars
Instead Aaron Krause shook Lori Greiner's hand on national television and gave her fifty million dollars for the price of a small house
Every founder who watches Shark Tank sees a dream. Every funding consultant who watches Shark Tank sees a crime scene lmfaooo
dm me "funding" and i'll show you how you can qualify for up to 250k in 0% APR funding (if you have a 700+)
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@Everton_Dad @itvfootball She is quite insightful to be fair, I guess most of it goes over your little head in your fury enraged stupor having to watch a woman on the tele
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That Emma Hayes on itv is an absolute whopper.
Saying stuff that any football fan with the most basic knowledge knows and @itvfootball making out she is some tactical guru.
They wonder why people don’t take women’s football serious. Just let them focus on women’s football 🫠
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The duality of twitter
@drcharliefraud
@alanrog3
Too many politically illiterate people have the ability to shout words into people's lives thanks to social media, every village idiot has a voice, the world would be better off without it

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@Rhigallimore @hetisemma Funny discourse, opening up a tweet and then replying to it shows that someone cares, certainly enough to comment - which begs the question: does Emma have the ability to critically think? It would appear not, as hominems are generally utilised by the inferior intellectual
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@KatieCurtis They don't notice because they're eating the whole time
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@adamrowecomedy He's had a breakout 12 months.and is 19, it's definitely this season's data lol
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Genuine question…
I’d imagine we have scouts who’s job it is to try and find the next major talent before they become “worth” €100m…
If this lad is as good as they say and he’s worth that now (according to our recruitment team) how did they miss him a year before?
DaveOCKOP@DaveOCKOP
🚨 Liverpool are expected to return with an improved offer of around €115M for Yan Diomande. It would be incredible business for RB Leipzig who signed him for around €20M last summer. daveockop.com/transfer-news/…
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@CarlosFreire0 The hacker cannot easily utilize the previously hacked funds due to legal complications. In contrast, this $1 million will constitute legitimate, legally compliant money for him.
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🚨 Major incident: My MEV bot JaredFromSubway.eth was just drained for $15M
I am offering a $1,000,000 USD bounty for the full return of the funds
No Q asked. Full confidentiality and safe return guaranteed. This is a legitimate, time-sensitive bounty.
Contact me privately.
Aggr News@AggrNews
FAMOUS MEV BOT "JAREDFROMSUBWAY" APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN EXPLOITED FOR OVER $15M: ONCHAIN
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@SeanOrionRyan @Cobra15915265 @3YearLetterman So where are you getting this Pakistani shit from? Musk? Lol
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@SeanOrionRyan @Cobra15915265 @3YearLetterman Typical America believes everything he hears on propaganda television 😂 you guys really are thick as pig shit
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@Cobra15915265 @3YearLetterman You mean the part that would be part of the Third Reich if we had not stepped in and is currently having their daughters raped and pillaged by Pakistanis? That part?
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@MarkieB911 @nufcKobe I’m aware. That’s what I just said. Why are you telling me? lol
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Hi @AskPaddyPower, I really need some clarity now. It’s my first few weeks betting with you and mctominey clearly has a shot on target? I understand there can be technical faults so please sort this out x.com/yelwocluap/sta…
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I saw a tiktok the other day, about a grumpy old man shouting at a young guy for taking his daughters to the women’s toilet. If you’re a dad with a daughter or a mum with a son and they need the toilet, use the women’s. This shouldn’t even be a conversation.
jezz@JezziiB
Ok so here’s how it works Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom. Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom. Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms. Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom. Hope that helps.
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@AdeleSheasy @InitiumN76038 The gruffalo and tabby mctat don't count
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@InitiumN76038 Oh don’t, 🤣🤣 I hate that a can read so many novels per year but can not spell.
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Maybe be a 64 yr old gentleman ask her if she needs help to store them on the overhead storage and then you would be able to sit comfortably in the seat available??? She can’t leave them in the isle can she?
Terry Churchill (formerly Biltontowers)@biltontowers
I’m 64 and standing. Manners?
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