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@jonathanliew while there are no prizes for walking backwards, there is race walking, which somehow gets ignored in the discussion of silly sports.

Prisons might be full, but there is no reason we can’t give more severe non-custodial punishments to dangerous criminals. I’d take away most of these people’s right to drive for the rest of their lives.

Forget 'standing by'. You're spending £2.2bn to worsen air pollution & stunt children's lungs in London's most vulnerable minority communities with the Silvertown road tunnel. But you never tweet about that, your biggest investment, & your legacy. @PippaCrerar @peterwalker99

@jdmccafferty @guardian I guess they think their audience is dumb.

You know @guardian “eponymous” is a perfectly good word. Crying out to be used here rather than “self-titled” - which implies Parkinsonian vanity of a kind. (and since you do use it in the main body of the article, it’s good enough for the subheading)

That is your Logo? ;) #TwitterX #TwitterLogo

@TheStalwart @stacytg

PICKLEBALL INJURIES MAY COST AMERICANS UP TO $400 MILLION THIS YEAR New report from UBS says that in addition to competing with kids and tennis players for valuable public park players, 'picklers' are contributing to higher healthcare utilization rates bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

🧵The motorist who killed Brian Woods in #Hamilton was sentenced today. The driver plead guilty. His penalty: $12,500 fine, 2 years’ probation, a remedial driver program & only allowed to drive to the Go Station for work purposes (for 2 years) 1/7 thespec.com/news/hamilton-…

@KrangTNelson @stacytg ooh, maybe we should put some logs in your window!

@jonburkeUK @stacytg remind you of anyone?🫣

Guy opposite me on the train is scraping the contents of his giant Starbucks lid out with his fingers, licking it off, then slurping the dregs. A new low in the country where good manners have gone to die.

@mattround @robmanuel But it isn't in rhyming slang at all...

I know every is burnt out reading everyone else's stupid GPT prompts but I just made it do cockney Michael Jackson.

@All4 v angry at your shambolic offering. Why am I paying for no ads when you're gonna force me through 3m20 of them anyway?

The emergence of midwit as an insult is a function of how high the bar has gotten for parsing the complexity of our current world Functionally 95+% of the population has lost any capacity to make sense of what is going on This isn't a good thing

@FAccTConference quick question: What is the name of the Chicago venue? When can we sign up? Thanks!

In a crowded field, I think the changes the 'sensitivity readers' made to the bit about how Willy Wonka enslaved the Oompa Loompas might be the funniest

@MayorofLondon I will not stop doing the right thing, and call on @MayorofLondon to stop the hypocritical and evil Silvertown Tunnel.

Times are incredibly tough. The last thing Londoners need is the constant threat of losing their home due to skyrocketing rents. I will not stop calling on the Govt to do the right thing and grant me the powers to freeze London rents.

Mayor Khan really really doesn't like people asking questions about his £2.2bn Silvertown Tunnel - because he knows it fundamentally undermines his own air pollution, climate and social justice policies. @damiengayle @callummarius @RossLydall @SominiSengupta @LAURENCSTANLEY