Wild Samosa

MONDAY, May 6th, I’ll be in ARIZONA for a book signing at the @PoisonedPen Bookstore in *Scottsdale*. Stop by and say hello - I’d love to meet you. ∆v #AuthorEvent #Arizona 📚 ✍ poisonedpenevents.com/?ai1ec_event=d…

@smittyhalibut Wait, you mean you get to attend meetings without also answering emails and handling system approvals at the same time? What is this magical place?!?

You can tell what kind of day it is by how late in the day it is before you have to authenticate to your company's Single Sign On system. "It's 3pm, why is it asking me to authenticate? Oh, because I've been in MEETINGS all morning..."

@GuloGuloDesu Weird. I'm always out of those puffs and it never turns out to be a good day. For anyone.

I ran out of happy-don't-murder-everyone-in-the-office-puffs. Now I have resulted to oh-god-you-better-run-for-your-life-bran for breakfast. Today will be a good day.

@GuloGuloDesu Yeah... One of those incredibly scary realities that I try to not think too hard about in the wee hours. #superbug

I'm learning about biology now; and there appears to be a very good reason to always finish your antibiotics. If you're ever given antibiotics, please try and finish the antibiotics even if you start to feel better.

@x_Mycroft_x @GuloGuloDesu Never let the white smoke escape!

I fixed it, I fixed it.......

@CmdC0de @Gater_Byte Wow that's a fun toy. Very nice!

Finally got some time to setup my Voltera one. This thing is awesome.

@djjackalope We were so bummed you were bumped! Thanks for posting the show, it's awesome! Definitely catch you the next time around <3

@WildSamosa Heehee, I barely made it, but I've been waiting ALL year for that many Turbosound subs! No way it wasn't gonna happen.

Was so bummed I couldn't stay up late enough to see @djjackalope live Saturday! Counting down to next year.

A little-known fact about @DCDarknet: to stay awake, our staff has to rely on dark magic and forbidden rituals. Every once in a while we may even accept a blood sacrifice in exchange for some last-minute points. Congrats to everyone who has survived, and we'll see you next year!

@skyria @DCDarknet A great big weird wonderful dysfunctional and horribly hungover family.

.@DCDarknet is family. 😍💜💜

@Borgel @defcon Was great talking to you at the @DCDarknet table. Beautiful badge this year - thank you! See you next year!

It was great meeting everyone at @defcon this year! If we talked, thanks! You're why I come to the con! 👍

@albertcorenw @DCDarknet More specifically, 10am Friday if you have completed the case file. Otherwise, public sales begin at noon.

@WildSamosa @DCDarknet now?

...We have a limited amount of developer kits which include programmers for both the MCUs & full RGB LEDs. $20 each (2/5)

@albertcorenw @DCDarknet Darknet sales are at the contest table in CVE

@DCDarknet ok were do we gettem ?

@CulbertsonR @DCDarknet Yes they are, so get those casefiles completed today!

@DCDarknet Are these available pre darknet badge distribution?

...We also have a limited amount of the eggplant shitty add-on boards for $20 each (3/5)

@dubbiesidio @DCDarknet We are in the contest area again this year.

@DCDarknet Will you still be in the contest area or somewhere else at Defcon for badge purchase?

...Regular sales for those interested in the @dcdarknet 7 badge starts Friday at noon and the price will be $80 (4/5)

...We will have two ways you can pay this year: one will be cold hard cash and the other will be a credit card. (5/5)