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@ForgiatoBlow47 I fucking LOVE it!

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE EAST WING OF THE WHITE HOUSE BEING TORN APART FOR A GIGANTIC BALLROOM

@saniyafatma1278 Not his fault you don’t speak cat. He told you he was going on a walkabout before he left

Dexter, my orange cat, has been gone for a month and a half. We searched and everything. We all mourned him and have slowly been moving on. About 20 mins ago he comes walking up in the front yard like nothing ever happened. This boy!! I fed him his meat food and now he’s passed out in the living room floor.

@MarindaVannoy1 You mean W. Virginia NASCAR?

Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?

@Adhekunbi Women

What has EARS but does NOT listen??🤔

@AVGirl4Life Seems like something “Gaylord” would do

Wait what 😂😂😂😂

@libsoftiktok @BelmontUniv What a last name too…

SCOOP: Meet Ellen Goebel, a faculty member at @BelmontUniv. She made a video snidely hoping for “it” to happen which is a known tiktok trend to call for the death of Trump Why is @BelmontUniv refusing to comment on this?!

@Worl_dwides Looks like that kittens been fed too much cream 😅

Milk’s expensive but she’s just supporting farmers her own way...

@jackunheard Welp 💀🪦

What happens to the people that are in the air at 3am?

@cowincrisis A lot of times too

maybe because they led you to water and you wouldn’t even fucking drink

@NFL_DovKleiman SOMETHING is standing out, but it’s not Nick Bawden…

Standout fullback Nick Bawden is still a FREE AGENT. He last signed with the Texans on a 1 year deal. Many teams could use a capable and effective blocker.

@SeaeyesTri One of them married their vacuum

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year- not to cause trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

@LexNotAlex_ Gassing’ guys for a living… you’re not special.

Update: I did it! 🥹

@SenWarren Can you be a bit more specific and reduce the hyperbole?

BREAKING: A conservative court packed with Trump-appointed judges just ruled to ROLL BACK access to the abortion pill. This is a page straight out of extremist Republicans’ anti-abortion playbook. Let me be clear: the abortion pill is safe and effective. We must fight back.

@xXHecateXx @Jossyluv04 Statistics are against you

@Wolffstr @Jossyluv04 I mean she could also be happier without him. Maybe he was a huge manbaby that left cleaning/cooking/kids/everything to her. That would cut off time for her to do anything for herself. Maybe he'd would still have a hot wife if he played his cards right?

Transformation of the year!

@F83008Fruit @Jossyluv04 No, I just know odds

@Wolffstr @Jossyluv04 You must’ve been the judge that read their affidavits and signed the divorce decree or something.

@BamaSaltyMarine I bet you’re a weatherman too 🤣

Scientists confirm the ocean is very deep in some places and less deep in others. The deep parts are deeper than the shallow parts, which is what makes them the deep parts. Animals that live at the bottom of the ocean are at the bottom, which means they are further down than animals that live closer to the top.

@DrNeilStone Well that’s a stupid statement

Most of you will never have had: Measles Mumps Rubella Tetanus Diphtheria Polio And none of you will ever have had Smallpox Why? Because vaccines work

@layxsnv You forgot @Tesla

TOYOTA = Reliable MAZDA = Reliable HONDA = Reliable SUBARU = Reliable This is all you need to know when shopping for your next car lol

@SowmiiVJ @TSA Approved!

Is this allowed in airport terminal.