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@layxsnv You forgot @Tesla

TOYOTA = Reliable MAZDA = Reliable HONDA = Reliable SUBARU = Reliable This is all you need to know when shopping for your next car lol

@SowmiiVJ @TSA Approved!

Is this allowed in airport terminal.

@Jossyluv04 Should’ve done that before your divorce and he’d probably still have a husband

Transformation of the year!

@alphafox Damn, my butt looks sexy af

Your replacement has already been printed:

@simonsquibb Finis restoring my boat.

Let me fund a dream this weekend! What’s your dream?

@ThrillaRilla369 The Oregon Trail

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2009, what’s one game you still think about?

@TRHLofficial 💦💦💦

Fellas?

@MbarkCherguia No, that’s way too much food on her plate

Is this appropriate for a first date?

@GigaBeers Type K soft copper and flare fittings only

Fired my plumber—he buried bare copper pipe straight in the dirt, no sleeve/wrap. Claimed it’s “standard practice.” I asked for protection from acidic soil. He called me a Karen, demanded $4k anyway, now threatens to sue. Who’s wrong? Plumbers, is bare copper OK underground? AITA?

Okay today's courtroom sketches are really getting out of control

@PlanetOfMemes Your mom

Who is this giant 🌭 being delivered to?

@TiffanyFong Nice cannons

“little asian fish head wife”

@RepRashida Term limits for Congress is a better outcome

Term limits for the Supreme Court. Enforce a binding Code of Ethics. Impeach these corrupt justices. Expand the Court.

@The_SecretShow I fucked your mom

I fucked this actual person in 2007

@US_OGA They’re called “X-perts”

Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act. They will be with you momentarily....

@mehdirhasan Who the fuck said we need progress over a constitutional republic that is survived 250 years

If the Democrats don't make rebalancing and expanding the Supreme Court a top priority for whenever (if?) they next get into power, then I don't know what to say anymore. The GOP-packed court is the biggest block on progress in this country and has been for a while.

@ClownWorld It pre-worms the milk so your coffee doesn’t get cold. Are you retarded?

A bar in Osaka offers a "special service" where female servers spit milk into your coffee. Japan has officially run out of ideas

@Aku_700 How did she respond to the fucking her pitbull charge though?

This sick Pennsylvania mom Lisa Snyder, 41, allegedly fucked her pit bull, then brutally killed her own little kids by hanging them with a dog leash. Snyder denies it all and claims her bullied 8-year-old son Conner killed himself and took his 4-year-old sister Brinley with him because he “didn’t want to die alone.” What a disgusting lie. Court evidence showed she searched “How to hang yourself” and the show “Almost Got Away With It” days before. The kids were found hanging in the basement and later taken off life support. This monster deserves to rot in prison forever. No mercy.

@libsoftiktok @pvschools Fire him!

Tony Pantera is the board president at @pvschools. He posted “8647” which is known to symbolize kiIIing Trump. This is who’s in charge of your kids’ education. Any comment @pvschools?

@RepSaraJacobs You are a fucking retard

I asked Secretary Hegseth a straightforward, yes or no question today: Is Donald Trump mentally stable enough to be Commander in Chief? He didn't say yes. And that speaks volumes.