Lance wannabe

@httpsprokito “You’re beautiful and grumpy and beautiful when you are grumpy <3” just kill me please 🥲

what happened on november 22, 2009

@eugeisnotonfire A fondo de bikini 😗

phannies mexicanos be like “pq no vinieron a ocosingo chiapas:( ”

@couragetoexist_ JAKAKAJAJAJ lit lo que pensé. QUIEN ES ISABEL ??? 😭😭😭

dos días seguidos en los q danifil me hacen querer arrancarme los pelos ola DONDE ESTÁ EL VENUE Y QUIEN ES ISABEL FERNÁNDEZ

Ngl, not what I was expecting 🧑‍🦲

@urzula521 TENGO MIEDOOOOOOOOO

por favor que no se repita la misma historia

Someone you know is going to Dan And Phil Hard Launch World Tour

@spookyweek Y solo es una fecha 😭

Ni siquiera había pensado en esto QUE CORAJE

@journeylovesdnp I’m pretty sure I know what you are talking about and I completely agree

@couragetoexist_ Investigando sitios donde vender fotopatas 🧑‍🦲

i’m about to sell all my clothes how are u guys doing

@hanngelgalleta Ahora solo hay que conseguir boletos 🧑‍🦲

VTLVVVV VIENEN A MÉXICO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@blurrykiyoomi Yoooooooooo, tengo miedo, se que no lo lograré 😭😔

Ay amistades yo estoy bien wey para comprar por ticketmaster, que estrés

@eugeisnotonfire Aunque sea verdad seguro no alcanzo boleto 😔

hagan grupo de los q van a la fecha de méxico para llorar juntos cuando resulte ser mame

@anromeow Lo mismo penséeeeee 😭 de por si no creo alcanzar 😔

and if i see a single one of y'all buying mexico tickets because "it's cheaper than the us" it will be on sight

@danielhowell @freckleddjh @AmazingPhil I’m so exited but also scared, I just know the battle for those tickets it’s gonna be intense

@freckleddjh @AmazingPhil apparently they need a bit more time to confirm if tickets can go up on friday but we'll let you know - no tbc, we're finally doing mexico!!

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

@hanngelgalleta @lacysaturn VERAYOOOOOORK

@lacysaturn danifil en veracruz 2026

Voy a empezar el rumor de que el anuncio de dnp es una gira únicamente por la república mexicana

Amigays, ya logré descifrar el anuncio de dnp

@chertilah This is amaziiiiing. I LOVE IT

make some noise #mcr

@maciephannie And then in TikTok it says “the most beautiful”

phil other years saying normal photos but then this year saying beautiful photos. i feel sick.

What if we were two gay rats kissing in the gay rat taxidermy dome