Smudge 🐶

Got some awesome new tees from @NomadComplex plus these adorable pupper wristbands

@TayaLu Aahhh I love this 😊 I’ll grab one if you’ve still got slots available I still basically have no art of my wolf boy xD

Anyone fancy a new icon? I had so much fun drawing this one!! £40 each 🥰

@Sshhhparkle Ahhh you look incredible 💜💜💜 purple is best colour 😏

@CrossCountryUK hi, have a 1st class advanced for the 12:13 RDG to BHM which is showing as cancelled now, would my ticket be valid on the 11:15 which is showing as predicted for 11:38 which I would be able to catch, or do I have to wait for the 13:15?

@ablinov Yup, gonna be a big change but I’m excited

@YoSmudge ah mate, moving to Guildford?

Final box packed, final bin bag taken out, now for some cocktail cans to celebrate and lament that after almost 8 years this is my final night as a Londoner, it’s been fun but onwards to new exciting adventures

@dhewolf Super excited for first house party, having space to have more than one guest will be nice xD

@YoSmudge Ahhhhh sometimes life just needs a shake up! I hope you enjoy the new house doggo ❤️

@JustYeenThings I am very jealous of that lamp I want one

Simping for Secret Lab with the new desk and my existing chair 👌

@JustYeenThings After parking Lizzo in our underground car park I’m pretty sure you could drive anything 😂

No going back now, rented a van for Friday, the move is happening......I've drive fucking wide ass 7 seaters, I can manage a lil ol' van......I'm sure

@Sshhhparkle Not sure if it’s Disney but have you seen Raya And The Last Dragon? I’ve watched it like 3 times it’s so good, or Soul is amazing too

@Sshhhparkle He even floats he is an actual cloud!

@Sshhhparkle *puts on finance hat* actually I think yes? Cuz you’re using them as props to promote your business, would be no different to buying something from the shops, taking photos, then throwing it away (I am not a lawyer please do not quote me xD)

…I am pretty much the only person in the office today so I keep having to stand up and wave my arms around to get the lights to turn on again

Just posted a photo @ Tower Bridge instagram.com/p/CTUCNEMjlJt/…

@JustYeenThings HEY GOOGLE ITS POOPIN’ TIME

Do I get Hue Bulbs for the new bathroom…….no, I shouldn’t……but I could……

@x6herbius You should totally set up a webcam and a robot arm or something so you can have a Twitter bot that types out whatever you tweet it

@JustYeenThings Yeah they’re stupidly expensive it’s one of my life ambitions to be in a place where I can get one that says “Dogging” 😂

@YoSmudge I tried to get you one for Christmas when we moved into the new place alters before last but they were super expensive for a custom ‘Le Woof’ iirc

Really hoping my references and credit checks get done quickly so I can confirm my new apartment next week…..then I can start getting excited and looking at extravagant things to buy as apartment warming presents to myself XD

@dhewolf @LyraLynxx She is actually an IRL witch can confirm she once turned me into a frog 10/10 would frog again

@LyraLynxx How do you always look so good?! 😭

@jtopper Then the card networks pretty much put the responsibility on the payment processors to prove a transaction wasn’t fraudulent, vs asking the customer to prove it was, which in most cases is probably right but puts adult content sites in a very difficult position

What the hell is it about sexuality (and popular platforms for sexual self-expression) that gives payment providers the fear? Every damn time one of them hits critical mass, this happens, and undermines the earning potential of marginalised groups of people. Disgraceful.

@jtopper “Adult content” has a high rate of chargebacks, between getting drunk and regretting things in the morning, and “oh darling I didn’t buy that porn my card must have been stolen” the chargeback % is very high comparatively, which the card networks dislike and pass on to processors