The Amazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫

@Asheswillfall1 Me:

@TheresaVoyce You've sold me on more fighters.

@HQNewsNow @s_sharky214

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

@RantyAmyCurtis A foursome? Sounds logistically tiresome.

Yeah, well, you try having sex with eight arms.

@ChrisLoesch Also,

Lots of things beat the MiG-17, even when it was at its peak.

Zero losses. You guys are real?

@Doomer_Armus Oh, skirts are back. Should have never left.

TrekBabes

@kb_french Which is how we know the government needs a trimmin'.

Pretty sure this would be illegal in the US.

@0nlyk1tt3n Yes, specifically this. More.

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@ArkNemesis5 Here you are complaining about NASA instead of solving world hunger. Get to it!

Genocide and hunger across the planet but here's a cool picture from a distance so you can be proud of yourself in your meritless complicity.

Many would say "she's clearly insane." That's not necessarily the case. When a woman murders someone, they often assume anything they do is good and so the murder was a good thing. Female murders rarely show remorse when the first responders arrive after she calls for them.

@ChrisVanHollen You're lying by omission, you know that you're lying, and you're fully aware that you are manipulating your constituents for nefarious reasons by lying.

🚨 Ever Alvarenga, an asylum seeker, was driving to work Thursday morning when he was rear-ended by an ICE vehicle. He is still in the hospital after suffering significant injuries to his head, chest, back, & hands.   After the accident, he was detained & ICE now refuses to allow his attorneys to meet with him privately, a clear denial of the due process rights afforded to all under our Constitution.   ICE tactics are endangering our communities & violating the Constitution.

@Howlingmutant0 Still is. Look her up.

In the 1980s this was an unreal piece of ass

Dude never saw "The IT Crowd".

@SophiaNarwitz Nice.

My physical media collection leveled up at least 100 points today.

Thou shalt not suffer a socialist.

@MSamenfink Glad you're not dead. Good luck fighting through the pain to fix your brain, dude.

Finally out of the hospital, would recommend Valley Health actually they were pretty good. On my way to rehab now

These MF'rs are tryin' to knock us out of the top 5! 🥇) Chernobyl (USSR) 🥈) Fukushima (Japan) 🥉) Kyshtym (USSR) 4) Windscale (UK) 5) Three Mile Island (USA)

@SeanWhite83 The EU as a superpower 🤣😂🤣😂

Ahh Saturday morning Twatter Copium…it’s like digital coffee.

@katy4congress @TexasAFT Oh, good. You unlocked your account. Why are you calling your political opponents "neo-nazis" and then ducking the backlash you deserve for being a giant turd?

As a former public teacher and AFT member, this endorsement means so much! My heart and my support will always be with Texas teachers. 🫶🏽 Thank you, @TexasAFT! #TX23

@justnagirl4fa @Chris2Rue Are you using a chatbot or are you a chatbot? Your English fluency is highly dependent on if you are reading or writing. You are also presenting as male, not female, in your writing.

@_CritterMan @Chris2Rue So... why is it that according to Pew Research Center data, 42% of American Muslim women never wear the hijab, while only 36%-38% wear it all the time, and 20%-24% wear it sometimes or most of the time? Do they have seven lives to survive the 'beatings'? 😀

during Ramadan my husband, who is Catholic, refused to eat during lunch so that he could sit in solidarity with his Muslim co-workers. despite their reassurances, he said he felt bad. So today, which is a holy day (Good Friday) for us Catholics, his Muslim friends fasted with him until noon and no one had meat. they all had vegan/vegetarian meals. my heart is so grateful for these signs of love ❤️