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Henry

@_HMSP

• Studying Laws & Such • Nature Freak • History Buff • Ed Choice • CJR • Catholic • Recovering Lackey • I Don’t Endorse My Tweets • 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Florida, USA Sumali Temmuz 2023
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Bovril-Gesellschaft
KISSINGER: The feasibility of…you’re asking about- NIXON: Fusing with a sandworm, Henry. Yes. And ruling as God Emperor. I want a, I want a frank feasibility assessment. KISSINGER: Mr. President, I want to…I’m going to approach this as I would any, ah, as a strategic question and simply note that the first obstacle would appear to be- NIXON: The sandworms don’t exist. I know the sandworms don’t exist, Henry. I’m not- do I seem like a man who doesn’t know that? I’m talking about the principle. I’m talking about whether the architecture of the thing, whether a version of this, a, an analogous- HALDEMAN: An analogous sandworm. [EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE] NIXON: Don’t do that, Bob.
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Henry@_HMSP·
There’s nothing like walking into a 7/11, grabbing a lukewarm black coffee, and making furtive eye contact with the Indian guy behind the counter as a meth head has a loud argument with invisible people (he’s losing, btw). At this moment, I check the card terminal for a skimmer.
JR (Jean Dieu) 🇺🇲⚜️🇺🇲@RealJohnDios

nothing like it

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My auto insurance went from $145 to $190. Perfect driver, no accidents or tickets, and I use the safe driver tracking software (top 10% score). Called and apparently it’s no mistake, that’s the genuine increase. FML
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Burgundy@PresentTenseAte·
Uhhhh the boss just spoke to a new client who made a lot of money, seriously a lot, on the site I can’t type here. Rhymes with LonelyCans. She was referred to us BY HER MOTHER. She wanted to ask if she can deduct all her… toys. Gag.
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@Provokatov Nah, the beard is necessary but I agree about having no piercings
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Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776·
Millennial Timeline Cleanse
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Jon 🔬@JonnyMicro·
Ladies and gentlemen there is a small window of time between the level of consciousness I am currently at and the loss of consciousness altogether. Anyway ask me anything
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@alexthechick Locking them up in a high security mental institution for life would be a good start
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alexandriabrown@alexthechick·
What to do with people who are not capable, for whatever reason, of abiding by basic social constraints is a difficult, messy conversation with no perfect answer. That's why people do not want to have that conversation.
Austin Justice@AustinJustice

AUSTIN MAN grabs a 6th street store employee by the shirt, drags him outside, and slams his head into the sidewalk until his collarbone breaks. Quado Chukwujindu is violent and dangerous and will likely soon be walking around Austin again. Last year, cops respond to a disturbance at Freebirds burritos on S. Congress Ave. Quado tells an officer he's going to walk across the street and steal a soda. After police leave, he returns, threatens an employee with violence before walking behind the employee-only counter, and digging through the restaurant's trash. Charged with criminal trespass. Dismissed 8 days later. Last month, Quado picks a fight with bystanders downtown. Employee steps in and asks him to leave. Quado grabs him by the shirt with both hands, drags him out the door, punches him to the ground, mounts him, and slams his head into the sidewalk, repeatedly. Broken collarbone, bloody face, and couldn't move his arm. Police were also investigating Quado for robbery the same day. His record in Austin: • 2018: Felony burglary — dismissed • April 2025: Felony assault of hospital staff — no-billed • August 2025: Criminal trespass — dismissed • February 2026: Robbery + assault — pending When an insane man is arrested for trespassing and walks free, don't be surprised when he's slamming someone's head into the sidewalk a few months later.

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