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@FelixForbez626 Seems intelligence has nothing to do with you either. Learn to spell before you insult other people's intelligence.

You get to the zoo or game ranch at 16:40😭 and you want them to let you in… what will you do in 20 minutes with kids? Ah🤦🏾‍♂️ Intelligence has got nothing to do with being a circular or gospel artist….

@LankyObserver Why did you feel the need to prove to the world that you got cheated on? Is there anything that people keep to themselves these days? What's the purpose of this? Sympathy? Views? It blows my mind. Maybe because I'm an introvert I'll never get it.

@hsprafrique Another shining example of Nigerian honesty and integrity. I'm sure more start-ups will be lining up to work with you now.

So I almost joined this startup, Pulselogix, right? They hit me with the classic: “We can’t pay you cash… but we’ll give you equity.” I looked at the founder, nodded politely, then walked home, sat at my laptop, and built the whole app myself. 😅 Fast forward: •The app works and I am waiting for Apple to approve as I type this •I’m one of the developers who doesn’t have to explain to investors why “equity” doesn’t buy groceries. If they won’t pay you, just be the startup.

@ShailetNicket This already happens. it's called Tax, I believe.

If 3164748 people are employed in Zambia or have access to k50 per month So 3164748 x 50=158,237,400 if this money can be allocated to national development infrastructure that yield money it can be a great initiative in 10yrs zed can be great . Citizens investment funds

@amothersmuse Tried ZICTA? And if you keep leaking your personal info in public like this, you'll get a lot more stuff stolen than just your son's iphone. Be security conscious and respect your data privacy.

Woke up to find the person who stole my son’s IPhone had managed to update their account information. I wish I could find a way to locate this person. So annoying.

@KarenVanWyk7 Just let it go. It's really not that serious.

Pulling up a tweet I tweeted at 28 speaking on adult relations not with teenagers or younger to argue why you want to be a pedophile is mad business. Its shocking how dumb some people are

@Takunachola That would only be possible if the police had a digital system in place. How many police stations have you walked into and found a computer at the front desk?

Do we even have a missing persons database that bridges the gap between law enforcement, forensics and general public, or maybe kulemba fye mucibuku. It seems social media is our only source of real time alerts.

@kasubasikamo_ "Primitive" is usually used to describe the PROCESS of making the product. Not the product itself. Hygiene and quality assurance mostly.

Listening to the BBC they’re interviewing a man in France who makes an alcoholic drink from honey called ‘Mead’. It’s being described as ‘fascinating’. But Imbote is primitive ☹️

@SeverinoTheWolf @la_mwansa People trying to file at the last minute is the reason why the system crashes. Whoever built it didn't build it to handle traffic spikes.

@la_mwansa Smh now what if someone has a last minute payment they need to file?

ZRA portal being down is irritating it’s like they just want you to incur a fine

@Thendeavortobe @IanECox 5 years ago? I take it you haven't read any news in the last 5 years?

@IanECox Didn't Zambia default on its debts?

Broadly speaking the most functional countries in Africa are Ghana 🇬🇭, Kenya 🇰🇪, and Zambia 🇿🇲.. Other than the Namibia, Botswana, South Africa group.

@KafulaLolo If someone is stuck, I guarantee you it's never because of "connections".

Hi you, while you protect your peace remember to protect your progress as well. Cancel connections that keep you stuck.

@ssishuwa Lol

Hichilema has ordered a nationwide internet shutdown on Monday to facilitate the rigging of the vote on Bill 7 in parliament. The public will be kept in the dark until after the vote. If you thought Zambia had hit rock bottom under Lungu, buckle up. It is going to get far worse.

@Vintage_freddie Very long post just to say "Guys I'm struggling with self control issues".

Dear Men, Be in constant prayer over your life. We are wrestling against witchcraft kuma Instagram. Pray that the Lord protects you against the cunning schemes of evil women. Stay vigilant and grounded in your faith.

@seniormadam Lol

“hi guys I’ve finally touched the k100 new note”