Pervy Sage

People in the comments are saying nobody tells you caffeine can be dangerous 😭 my entire life people have been saying “you know that’s not good for you right” if they see me drinking ONE energy drink. It’s actually mad annoying

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

A man lay dying, a CPR trained coworker asked their manager if he could help administer CPR and the manager said, “It has to be management or safety team. Please get back to work. Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.” What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Cadiz are one place and 4 points above the relegation zone in Spain’s second tier. During yesterday’s home game against FC Andorra (their 6th straight defeat) they tried implementing a “dance cam”. Inevitable. 😂

The way they’re gonna be talking about Asznee at Leicester uni

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

I’m dying the comments are deep frying Asznee😭😭😭

From doing a podcast with Gary Lineker to stealing your flatmates egusi

@abz8821 @hn_kw0 He ate her grub and didn’t even leave a bit for her

Asznee eating peoples Uni food in his first year

Asznee addresses the situation, stating that he took the food because he was broke and desperate. He deeply apologises but believes his flatmate has taken it too far to humiliate him.

Genuinely wild a light hair pull is a red card and 3 game ban but Brobbey ending Romero’s season by pushing him into Kinsky who also got a nasty head injury wasn’t even worthy of a yellow.

How do you go from doing a podcast with Gary Lineker to stealing your flatmates egusi skdjdkdkksks

We just need to secure Champions League and start again next season

NEW WORLD RECORD: 18-year-old sprint phenom Gout Gout has clocked a stunning 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s legendary mark.

This rain is a spiritual attack

Yeah well energy drinks should not kill people 🧍🏽‍♀️