Jon

I released a new EP - "Amidst the Uncertainty" - it's quite different from my other work and I'm really proud of it. If you have a spare moment I'd really appreciate a listen ♥️ Album art by @RCDoehling open.spotify.com/album/2OMeun7M…

Happy 3/28!

I just got a burger from @Chilis. It was less than $13 with tax—in California. The burger tastes better than a McDonalds burger. Way better. It’s also much bigger. The seasoned fries are better, too. The serving size is way bigger than McDonalds. I also got a full bag of tortilla chips and 3 containers of salsa for no extra cost. The chips are warm. The salsa is tasty. At the grocery store, chips and salsa might cost me up to $10 dollars. I got all of this for under $13. It’s crazy how many big companies like @McDonalds and @netflix will price gauge you to death under the shield of “inflation” while other brands, like @Chilis, will provide consistent value over time—and even improve. The fiat world is a tricky place. Don’t fall for the scams. They’re everywhere. The next time you’re considering a quick bite, drive the extra 5 minutes and get your lazy butt out of the car and pick up some Chilis. No, they don’t have a drive through window or a sketchy kid area laced with germs. They simply offer a 10X better product for considerably lower prices.

This YouTuber, Benn Jordan discovered that a surveillance company named Flock Safety who currently has over 90K camera deployed throughout the US, is severely compromised. He found that many cameras are live-streaming directly to the open internet.

Make one bracket and stand on it

@hawkshoticus At least one more time

@_tschida how many times does my coin flip bracket have to teach you this lesson old man

Created a bracket group for all the old RL homies, it you're seeing this tweet you're invited Pw: rl fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?chal…

Any time I get a week off I realize I’m not depressed I just hate working.

@outsid3spamm3r That jacket is fire

My Buddy: “Yo bro i got a lock for you” Me: What is it? Buddy: “Tage Under 3.5 Shots is a LOCK”

This is what it's like flying American

developers are COOKED i vibecoded a shittier version of an existing product in 4 weeks with serious security flaws

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

JAKE GUENTZEL IS AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST. @usahockey | @OmahaHKY

When the fifth beer gives me direct command to smoke

first in my bloodline to become the Elden Lord

If Olympic athletes speaking out against fascism bothers you, stop being a fucking fascist

@tihalstead Picking my LLM solely based on fire cape speed run time

The only benchmark that matters

@thildakm Dressed like he's about to report back to Gru

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

@outsid3spamm3r Chain hard