hazy ipa supernova

🎶 I'm sorry Ms. Jackson I am an eeeeel Never meant to make your daughter die I forgot I was electrified 🎶

Thinking about doing a LeBron-style The Decision to announce my chosen baseball team Still taking pitches (lol) for why I should root for your baseball team

Ok big contender now x.com/jimmyking35/st…

Reading a Greek Mythology book to my son and I’m struggling to say all the muses names the “correct” non-New Orleans street way and having to catch myself over and over

(Making small talk) who are you

damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days

@imkylelambert I still know

if you know, you know

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

Ms. Rachel is fighting to close an ICE facility in Texas that's detaining children. She wants to "make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong." "I am political. It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love and care, and that every child is equal, and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border," she told NBC News. Ms. Rachel recently had a video call with nine-year-old Deiver Henao Jimenez, who is detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas. The boy told her he "wants to leave and go to the spelling bee." "It was unbelievably surreal to see this sweet little face and feel like I was on a call with somebody who’s in jail. It broke me, and it was something I never thought I’d encounter in life," she told the news outlet. "We’re trying to get a child out of a jail to do a spelling bee. I just never thought those words would go together." variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

My husband saw a dressed up woman with really high heels and he said “she must be with a guy that’s a lot taller than she is” bc he thinks women also care about being taller than their dates

Holy shit wait I just realized this means I’ve been here for 19 years no wonder my brain stopped working right

The lovers cigarette holder designed by robert stern in 1954

Well America has Fanduel.

And I’ll do it again!!!

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

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Can’t believe a country would pour money into their military rather than care for their own people. Anyway time to check my gofundme page for my dentist visit

If only there was a platform oriented around brief, punchy pieces of text. No more than, say, 280 characters each.

big reminder to everyone that neither you, your parents, your grandparents or even your great grandparents know a life without a postal service, and amazon will never be able to go the extra mile like usps does!! it’s not for profit, it’s a service!!!

I need stats on Karlo’s points in the second half after picking up a couple fouls in the first half. Always seems to have some heat in the second half