Captain Sparrow Annexode

Episiotomy… A small incision made during childbirth. But for many women, it's a lifelong story. It's 3:20 AM in the delivery room. The mother is tired, the baby is coming, the team has to make a quick decision. Let's make an incision, it will be more controlled. Ultimately, the thought is that a neat incision is better than a messy tear. But the reality is now that Episiotomy is not a routine procedure. Today I see that this incision can lead to permanent sexual dysfunction problems in some patients. In fact, a selective (when necessary) episiotomy approach results in fewer complications than a routine incision. So when is it really necessary? ✔️ In cases where the baby is in distress ✔️ In case of shoulder dystocia risk ✔️ In instrumental deliveries (vacuum/forceps) ✔️ If there is a high risk of uncontrolled tearing or if your doctor sees a serious risk at that moment… The goal is not just to deliver the baby. The goal should also be to protect the mother's quality of life.

How do i convince her to join me on the bed?

Every self aware man 27 years and above should be making atleast a million shillings a month. If you ain’t it’s either the system is fucking us up or you’re lazy no in between. Think deep about it you’ll realize I am right!