Adam

When Paul Pelosi was attacked, Republicans celebrated, jeered, and crafted batshit conspiracy theories. When Ted Cruz’s daughter committed self-harm, Democrats sent an outpouring of support for the Senator and his family. DON’T tell me both sides are the same.

@Lookdanuke Smash smash smash

Smash or pass

@MauricioLeite89 Huge upgrade

A moda agora é bigode assim, gostaram ou preferem antes barbudo?

@haussofmen Effortlessly attractive.

Bro

@AbsolutelyMalc1 @xnoesbueno @BarackObama @NASAArtemis OP said he gutted it. He did not.

@bicks236 @xnoesbueno @BarackObama @NASAArtemis it's both of them

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

@AbsolutelyMalc1 @xnoesbueno @BarackObama @NASAArtemis Freeze, not cut.

@xnoesbueno @BarackObama @NASAArtemis That was Trump, you dope.

@BarackObama @NASAArtemis Might have done it sooner if you didn't gut NASA

The convicted felon in the White House is promising to pardon his own staff for their actions while in office. Why should we be surprised?

@RedLineReportt Absolutely not. Traitor and moron.

Do you support this man? It's a simple question

@roupst_ I love the fade. 😍

help do i cut it again or keep it long 😔

@llandoniffirg That’s AI. Her feet turned into dragon claws.

Sound on! Wait for it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dogsmellsgood There’s a whole subreddit. Ear rumblers.

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

@dannyplots I’m going on the 26th. Will I see you there?

@bicks236 yup!

a little older, a little hornier

@Bhess @El_Locon_Gamer That’s definitely not Curry.

@El_Locon_Gamer THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Valorie Curry and Erin Moriarity. Look it up. Also none of you are actually watching the show.

Así se hubiese visto Erin Moriarty si no se hubiese retocado su cara. En esta nueva temporada 5.ª de The Boys Erin Moriarty sigue generando polémicas por el cambio de su cara.

@Dannyjokes And then I go with Dr. Pepper cuz Pepsi is gross.

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

@_InfoGram_ On the verge? He’s been the worst since day one term one.

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the worst President in American history.

@DonnyTitan Shorts too long. 👀

Don’t gas me, what needs work?

it’s hole filling season

@1keezybaby They’re right.

People say Jersey Mikes better than subway 🤔

@ThrillaRilla369 Colonoscopy prep.

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

@DrDiGiorgio Schedule them across 5 days? 10 a day?

If there are 50 people who want to see the neurosurgeon but he only has 10 appointments available, how does one guarantee that right to healthcare?