Caffeinatedoc

Aur batao Mbbs lene ke baad Physics , chemistry kab kaam aaya Sirf biology padha dete aur thori si anatomy to apni fielding set thi

Why are you single? Me:

@Bssgompa Yup he said that. And i feel that so ya

@caffeinatedoc 3rd???

Samay raina’s recent show was such a relatable one man! - twitter is a dangerous place - almost noone stands with you during hard times - Andhra Pradesh is not a good place - everything gets back to a baseline eventually

@ayushi_heree Twitter pe rant krdo unke baare me aur phir unko uski ss bhejdo. Tried and tested. Everyone hates me now

How to make someone fall in hate with you? Any intelligent person here please tell😔😔

Pretty sure I’ve eaten more protein alone than my whole bloodline ever did combined.

Mom asks me to talk to her everyday Kya roz roz weather, khana aur department ke kaam ke baare me baat kru? Baap choro, meri to maa hi ni puchti “beta kaisi ho”

Ppl who like you will not hate you even if you give them a 100 reasons to Ppl who dislike you just search for one reason to hate you #tftd

Asked chat gpt to judge me on the basis of my questions- Ur lik a walking combo of overachieving academic weapon & emotionally fragile chaos engine

Every female is like the superior oblique muscle Naam kuch aur, kaam kuch aur. Muscle ek direction me, action dusre me Complicated origin, routeand insertion

@livewithnoregrt Gym

without saying drugs... what is the cure for depression?

@Pulkit_voyager Yes. Thats what i meant. Work and work ppl. Sadly. Huge frikkin mistake

@caffeinatedoc It's a tough call but I still think it's better to attach emotions to ppl rather than to work

After losing 2 of my dearest ppl in life, I attached my emotions to my work, my department, it was my everything for a while. And then it all broke down and i realised, damn- ye to ni karna tha. Agni pariksha going on fr

@the1_aryan Lautery laga di h dept walo ne. Iska kya tutorial chaie😂

@caffeinatedoc Free tutorials?😂

Jaha practical hona hota hai waha emotional ho jaati hu Aur jaha emotional hona hota hai waha practical “How to misuse the limbic system”

This line….so damn relatable Wanna be this open one day bhai! Clip from-Standup by Samay Raina

I will never understand how - I’ll do 3 ques a day for 30 days Becomes I’ll do 10 ques a day for 9 days

@DrAditya2935 @heisengarg I think its more about our indian mindset though. Be it a degree, a job, a marriage, or a genocide, People just are too stuck on the inertia of it here. Maybe we all lack courage? Dont know

You only fight when the fight is fair. If it ain’t fair - you fuck off from there. Sometimes- it’s just about survival. People ask - why do people tolerate toxicity in residency. They can complain, resign etc etc. Actually they can’t . It’s an extraordinarily unfair fight. When you join residency - in many if not all states - you can’t resign without paying a huge bond (upto 1 crore)! You’re also banned from counseling for 3 years. You can’t complain - whom will you? - to HOD? You think that same HOD doesn’t know about what’s happening in the department. The faculty will ensure you fail in MD exit if you talk/rebel. Or will not sign your thesis. Half the suicides - the trigger is almost always pressure over a random thesis(which should be banned imo in India) It’s worse in surgical branches- they won’t give you a chances/any cutting. It’s an unfair fight. And people - just - they just survive. It’s 1 year. Maximum 2. They keep the head down - tolerate the humiliation and just leave after taking the damn degree.

@chefsevenn Taste

What is missing in this plate?

@Stormi_luv Black coffee