Captain Sanders

@post_nobill Aswear...scraps dealer paaa then dem dey call am Tony Stark🤣🤣

Chale Nigerians demma sense of humor is out of this world 🤣😭

@Donjaytrix001 Lol...

The worst porn you will ever watch is African porn We thank the White Man again for saving us even in uselessness

@MichaelNic35257 @BrokenBabyA Having a gf helped me quit ....relapsed when she hurt me

@BrokenBabyA This is what I've been talking about.. having a girlfriend doesn't stop the addiction.. it's a habit that runs deep in the brain by creating a neuro pathway seeking your greatest enemy.. Dopamine It is possible to cure, but not easy

Day 13. No soapy, no p*rn. People see the discipline and assume the battle is easy. They see the streak and assume the urge is gone. They are wrong. To everyone fighting with me... WE SHALL PREVAIL.

@mummysdummy @n_mandelaaa How you fit put Scanty den Elikem for the same sentence inside arghhh

kss? no be scanty or elikem that?🤣🤣🤣

@KooNti10 Exactly

If you are going to buy something in town and you don't know the price...search that item on jiji to have an estimate of the price.

@jeffwellz Swears...during that time then ibi Gob3, Bel Cola then Harry Potter 🤣🤣..then we vac too 🤣🤣

@captainsanders_ 🤣🤣🤣damn If I read because of heartbreak it would be infinite

I cried when I watched the last movie. Which is funny because I had already read Deathly Hallows about 3 times by the time the movie came out.

@jay_pee_george @jon_d_doee Chaaiii....full manipulation oo...ma ex still dey learn 🤣🤣🤣

@jon_d_doee She knows how strict I am in a cheating partner So she couldn’t find any way to manipulate than to just beg But it is what it is

When you caught your girlfriend cheating, what did she say to you? When you caught your boyfriend cheating, what did he say to you? If you can't publicly type it here, you're free to send a DM. AJD.

@jeffwellz Lol...read all the 8 chapters for about 4 consecutive times cos dem break ma heart lol I just didn't wanna do anything so I settled for it after reading it for the first time🤣

As for chamber of secrets I’ve read it about 6 times. It’s not even my favorite per se. There was just a period that was the only Harry Potter book at home and I just kept re-reading when I didn’t have a new book to devour.

I believe thighs are truly a work of art

@kacymarvelous @guzu_p Tswwww

@guzu_p The little I knw abt a beautiful woman is that , when she is on a mission to get a man, she doesn't back down. They wil come for you. That day you revealed urself, I'm pretty sure 99% of ladies dat has come across your tweets, looked at you more than 3 to 4 times. Be ready

You guys make me laugh. You think I will fall for just any breast? You must be my woman to get me to like it to a certain level. There's a reason I specified "my woman" in the tweet. My tweet was just an exaggeration to explain how much attractive breast is. It doesn't mean I will be a fool for one. Everyday, I see whores showcasing their breast on the TL. Iif I was an average simp, I would have dmed these women while simping for them. But no woman on this app can come out to say so because I have never dm any woman here first. So please, don't take my tweet the wrong way. I just see breast as the most attractive feature in a woman's body. I'm not Samson! They haven't given birth to that woman who'll bring me down. Women are too small.

God really ate with the creation of breast. Personally the best thing that has happened to humanity.

@Behati_bold @xdownloaderbot download this

camera man jumped in on 2 lesbians🔞💦🍑

Chemistry is harder than mathematics.

As a black person and fan of Harry Potter, I can honestly say we do not need a black professor Snape.

Master has given dobby a glock

Daaaaammnnn...black niggas ain't beating the mf allegations 🤣🤣🤣

@_Padio Mep3 oats...siaaaaa🤣🤣🤣

I like my girl thick. Wopɛ obaa anaa sɛ nkate nkwan?

@CoachPopabitch Lol...she deserved more than an E for DADA....

If yall read the books yall would know DADA was the only thing she ever struggled with even a little. In theory and written test she was still just as great as ever but something about actually implementing certain spells she slightly struggled especially a Patronus charm

“You’re going to get us killed…or worse, expelled” Peak literature🙂‍↕️

Ma TL is flooded with Potterheads and I'm loving it