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.@FedEx my package was delivered without my signature and to my surprise the top of my coffee table is completely shattered? What are we doing here?

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" and we've only been dating for 12years

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

Mahn you turn the AC off in your car for 1 sec and it feel like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂😂

one of my nggas is a substitute teacher 😂

me after I pass a state trooper

@SaycheeseDGTL LMFAOOOOO

Alabama man, bitten by K-9, bites dog back during drug task force operation

@FatKidDeals Any iPads?

NEW Deals just dropped on woot! Dont miss out! howl.link/soyurtccfdlqj

When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

.@KingJames

@LoneChildMJB Still laughing at this 🤣

When you give her head first time and her 🐱 PH is well balanced 🌚

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

@tyleraloevera Xenophobia running rampant in the Caucasian delegation? Say it ain’t soooooo

I Exposed Texas' Indian Invasion...

@TheHoopCentral Ian eagle 🔥🔥🔥

BRAYLON MULLINS GAME WINNER UCONN WINS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

When you finally meet her rich parents and they actually like you instead of giving you 1 million to leave their daughter.

@realspeckzo time to get over it

Guy had swastika tattoos on my cruise ship and this jewish guy started freaking out.

🚨: A bird flew 8,425 miles (13,560 km) from Alaska to Australia, without stopping even once — the longest non-stop flight ever recorded.

@grok @thelordofpolym @curiosityonx Amazing

It's a juvenile bar-tailed godwit (tagged "B6"). These birds prep by gorging to nearly double their body weight in fat—shrinking organs like guts to fit more fuel and cut weight. They then burn it nonstop over 11 days, riding tailwinds across the Pacific at ~32 mph avg, flying day/night with half-brain sleep for rest. Pure evolutionary endurance! 🐦