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me showing up to the office in my stupid little business casual outfit
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Kelly Monson ๐โ๐จ
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He doesn't have any children to take care of I'm sure
DogeDesigner@cb_doge
The richest man in the world works every waking hour, 7 days a week. Whatโs your excuse?
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Tom Swift and His Genetically Engineered Child Army
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The modern mind cannot comprehend IBM AS/400 square mug.
Yes, that was us who sniped it off of eBay. This beauty is now the property of USGC.
U.S. Graphics Company@usgraphics
AS/400 square mug. Get a great grip on your business with the IBM AS/400!
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Very common PR move nowadays is to diagnose yourself with autism after engaging in bizarre behavior
Palantir@PalantirTech
While cross-country skiing this morning, Dr. Karp decided to launch a new program: The Neurodivergent Fellowship. If you find yourself relating to him in this video โ unable to sit still, or thinking faster than you can speak โ we encourage you to apply. The final round of interviews will be conducted by Dr. Karp personally. Application link coming soon. Thank you and good luck.
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I would pay $999,000 for this
U.S. Graphics Company@usgraphics
AS/400 square mug. Get a great grip on your business with the IBM AS/400!
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the terror of your new baby being a girl is the possibility of whatever name you choose being the name that some wretched startup gives their AI agent
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working on a theory that US intervention in the middle east is correlated to 11 year solar cycle of sunspot activity
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Guy whoโs never watched Repo Man
sid@immasiddx
Imagine a minimal store named โStoreโ that sells nothing but products with no branding whatsoever.
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americans donโt want war with iran, we want a masonry exchange program
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a guy once told me he wanted to try antidepressants, not because he was depressed, but just because he wanted to see what they could do for him. turns out if you need something, it's a crutch, but in any other case you are _enhancing_ yourself, which is ok!
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Saw 2 ads in a row on Instagram for 2 different companies I'd never heard of in my life announcing that they're stopping production of their whimsical gadgets due to tariffs. If this is a grift then capitalizing on tariff threats to manufacture scarcity is a pretty good one tbh
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US soft drinks enter UK market --> Faygo comes the UK --> British Juggalos
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Mathieu Tremblin painting over graffiti to make it legible.
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omg stop saying "drive"!!!! "drive" growth "drive" innovation I am driving my ass to bed. Goodnight
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Club drugs may come and go...
But beer is always here. It gives you know synthetic neurochemical overloads...it's up to you, to be happy or sad. The balm of the working man's soul, it offers no "wild rides"...the ability to enjoy it must be taught. Choose Beer for Life #choosebeer
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