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Jesus fuck this is my new favourite thing. Aye aye #freedumbfreedumb

@ScotNational Shiterag with 3000 daily readers and a handful of digital subscribers isn't even worthy of wrapping chip suppers! Hahahahahaha #nashanal #nationalshiterag

Advertisers refuse to work with us due to our independence stance – that's why we need your help to build a better Scotland 👇

@heraldscotland That would be a lie though. Cos she fucking knew! Or was asleep at the wheel of her husband's camper or space she knew fuck all about. Or groomer deeks the finonce mcminister she sat on complaints for 6 months before the Sun ran the story. Linden the predator exactly same! Liar!

'The thing I wished … is that he would say to me, "Yeah, it wasn’t your fault what happened"'

@HumzaYousaf @ZenGhani Fabulous saving for the taxpayer having the nation's worst FM in history and colossal racist back on the streets with the other washed up nonces. Cheerio hapless. Off to obscurity and irrelevance you pop. Good riddance

No better way to spend my last official day as an MSP than knocking the doors campaigning for @ZenGhani in Pollok! If the responses are anything to go by the polls have got it spot on, the SNP on course for a big win! We won't be complacent and keep working hard for every vote.

@AgentP22 @FacundoSavala #bullyblackford the millionaire banker had a gastric band??

Looks like somebody has been taking Ozempic...

@JustAVoter100 @HRwritesnews It's rife @HighlandCouncil as well! So much so they mcinvestigated it, paid off tens of staff with NDAs and protected sexual predators whilst isolating, bullying and persecuting whistleblowers and victims. #Highlandcuntcil

@HRwritesnews x.com/i/status/20380…

My account of the last four years uncovering the SNP’s most protected predator: ‘The masked thug who was trying to attack me was protecting Jordan Linden. It turned out he wasn't the only one…’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@TheHauntedFanny @theSNP @JohnSwinney The next groomed generation needs indy noo!!!!

Doesn’t matter if you stay in Scotland or if your just visiting on a wee Holiday you can decide on the future of the country #VoteSNP

@ScotNational Now do her skit on 20 years of snpaedo nonces failure

Comedian Susie McCabe on why Scottish Labour are like a 'toxic ex' 🥀

@KevinTheRanter @JohnSwinney Free firelighters!!

🚨🚨DONT THINK YOU ARE POPULAR @JohnSwinney We all think you are a 🔔end

@AgentP22 @2351onthelist Thick as vegan mince that one. Half as popular!

Hilarious. The worst presiding Officer ever thinks she actually did a good job. She must mean a good job giving the SNP free reign and shutting down the Conservatives. Good riddance.

@CailynMcMahon @theSNP @DollyParton You mean mcnoncegov paedos don't give kids books? Just too busy grooming the next generation of youth party or covering up for the senior nonces like groomer deeks/grady/gibson/macneill and co? Why are there so many nonces in the snpaedos? Is it cos chief predator krankie is one?

Jenny Gilruth announcing @theSNP’s election pledge that, if elected, Scotland will be the first country in the world to roll out @DollyParton’s Imagination Library nationwide. #BothVotesSNP will deliver a book every month for weans everywhere in Scotland🌍📚💛

The giant gannet would do a better job than Airmiles Angus, that's for sure.

@conor_matchett @snpout30 Whats @JohnSwinney got u say about @PeteWishart & Maree Todd insensitive comments on ferries ⛴️

@AgentP22 @ForWomenScot What do these men all have such buck teeth and general creepy vibes? Low level fetishism?

Kate's doubling down. She definitely wants to abolish prisons and it's looking likely she will be an MSP in Holyrood.

@AgentP22 He's mental.

Here's the Scottish Greens nutter who wants to abolish prisons. 🙈

And now for some real news that doesn’t involve a perfectly legitimate hobby or telling an iffy joke … John Swinney 'KNEW about Jordan Linden and Scottish Youth Parliament safeguarding concerns' last year but 'failed to act' scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@heraldscotland Are they fuck!?

The Scottish Greens are tied with Reform UK and ahead of Scottish Labour ahead of May's Holyrood election, according to a new poll 👇 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴