This has to be the greatest Fathers Day I'll ever see, I'm still processing...
The kid texted happy father's day, sure. But I just pulled out a piece of ear wax the size of a large pea and omg
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@Waymo just missed being hit by your car with TX plates XFX 2501 pulling into the intersection from the SECOND right lane, stopping, then taking an (illegal from that lane) right turn. Either you're hiring dickheads to program your cars, or you already did
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"Hey wassup Bossman!" -- the timeless anti-mating call of the dickhead
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All of these Brazilians running around downtown leaving me with South American intentions
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These people all call twitter X lmaoo
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Man, Christians have it hard af I never really got it! Giving hugs
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Man, Christians have it hard af I never really got it! Giving hugs
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Working a Log Cabin republican party y'all this shit is incredibly hilarious
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Working a Log Cabin republican party y'all this shit is incredibly hilarious
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So my phone has the Line of Death, and it accidentally gave me the nickname Mayo Whitmier #yesyou #JohnWhitmier #yousuitcladwalkingscrotum
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If it can't be a 30 point Knicks loss, let it be a 1 point Knicks loss #NBAFinals
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Average New Yorker: Anybody can't just live in the boroughs, kid! *Pounds fist to hands* ya gotta be TOUGH to live here ay kid
Average Knicks fan this week: did you just see him push himmm?? somebody is going to get killed here!
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I've got Walgreens and holly hall that's about it a little help @FedEx
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I say, @FedEx anybody there that can translate? Bc all I can really make out is "Drive all over town while on hold because I won't read an address or basic instructions" but that can't be it can it?
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@FedEx tour page says you're open today and I know you at least have guys running around scribbling notes I can see you in there!
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I say, @FedEx anybody there that can translate? Bc all I can really make out is "Drive all over town while on hold because I won't read an address or basic instructions" but that can't be it can it?
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@X why am I not following almost anybody on my "Following" feed? Wtf is wrong with you??
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@FedEx Am I to call around the local Walgreens???
What are delivery instructions FOR, exactly?
Unrelated— are you hiring? Bc I know several incompetent people who would love a steady check
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@FedEx day 2 dealing with your highly competent team. Got the right clearly marked address today, but instead of following very simple instructions I was left this note. Anybody care to translate??
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Lmaoo prototype for "flail wildly with only a vague idea of what I'm trying to do", then look around for a call" NBA is this person's preferred game and personality. Enough said. Although I obviously agree on the GOAT admission
Hardwood Paroxysm@HPbasketball
I prefer LeBron's game and prefer LeBron's personality and prefer LeBron's career. I think he's had the greatest career in NBA history. But Jordan remains the GOAT to me because these clips show what it was like watching him. He just seemed to NEVER miss. He did, but watching him you alway KNEW he was going to win. There has never been a player like that for me outside of him.
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@FedEx waiting 5 weeks for this package, today would have been perfect but get a "we'll try again, couldn't reach you!" after y'all attempted to deliver my shit to my neighbor. Clown show over there
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