josh cronemeyer

@Corneliani_com a very famous pair of your jeans worn by Magnus Carlsen is up for charity auction. ebay.com/e/charity/magn… #JeansGate #Corneliani

@joe_hellerstein Spotted him today on San Pablo. Took this exact picture.

Seen in Berkeley. Identify yourself, Mr SQL!

@mutantfrog @thoughtworks

Found at a thrift store @thoughtworks

@chris_stevenson 😍The check is in the mail

@berkeleyside any information about police activity at the end of Gilman street near the racetrack? 9 police cars and a helicopter arrived around 6:30, but they were gone in 15 minutes.

@delitescere @tenderlove media.giphy.com/media/13GKP7xG…

@tenderlove It’s because they’re experiencing Equine-imity.

I like to hire horses because they always write stable code

LOL. Yea we love nonsense units.

@smalldozes Hit one with a hammer. Both if you want to make sure.

does anyone know of a way to stop the AirPods from connecting to a Mac automatically? it is a feature created from the bowels of hell.

I'm pretty salty Heroku hasn't communicated when they're planning on fixing or making their GitHub integration work again. I totally understand the desire to not give a firm date, but come on, it's been like 11 days and we're still unable to use review apps among other features.

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2008 ... THE JAYHAWKS ARE THE MEN'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‼️ @KUHoops | #NationalChampionship

WHAT. A. GAME. @Chiefs 42, @Bills 36.

What if I told you all Ruby objects are plain old Ruby objects?

I use Twitter to search for local things happening in real-time like earthquakes, police activity and road conditions. Has anyone else noticed their search algorithm has changed so you can’t find any new tweets?

@ph1 ICOs and NFTs are scaling financial fraud? Seems like I read about a new one every week: squid game coin. Evolved apes NFT…

Are there any actual examples today where information being "on the blockchain" is solving a real problem* at any sort of scale? * where the problem existed before bitcoin

@tenderlove Looks tasty. Oven heating unevenly causing the uneven rise? Maybe baking on an oven stone will help?

Made cheese soufflé for dinner! Here's after / before baking photos. I wish I could get the thing to rise evenly

@NairAcademy @amandarunsthew1 @VZWSupport Same here. It’s only affecting my phones with ported numbers. Phone with a Verizon supplied number not affected.

@amandarunsthew1 @VZWSupport Is that what happened? Neither Christina nor any other member of the Verizon Support staff has gotten back. But what you're saying makes sense, because I am not able to access my prepaid account online, nor access any of my phone's services.

Github dependabot is great, but so much clicky, click if you have a lot of vulnerabilities. I made a tool to do reporting on vulnerabilities: github.com/joshuacronemey…

@smalldozes Amazing 🤩. Odds are 1 in 6M… If you can hit it that far. I guess I’d need a friendly passing bird to pickup my ball and drop it in.

What an incredible Father’s Day weekend! Yesterday, I had an albatross (double eagle) off the tee on a par 4. With good friends and multiple witnesses! The chances of this happening are 1 in 6,000,000 #FeelingLucky

Today I tried summoning a can of soda to me from across the room. For a few moments I was sure I could do it! "Accio Spindrift"

It is high time there was a carbon tax!