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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple
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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple
@dixiecuts
the stream of consciousness that’s coming out of my urethra
Bay of Bengal Sumali Aralık 2025
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@AncapAtlas @Michaeldudufudu Well I get that, it’s just that I’m not 100% sure WHAT about his face is triggering my gaydar
Maybe it’s his eyes
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@dixiecuts @Michaeldudufudu "Gay faces" do exist to be honest. Seriously AI can actually distinguish between heterosexual and homosexual people with relatively high accuracy based on their faces. So, physiognomy I guess.
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You're the perfect demographic to represent it to its fullest
The Gay Republican 🇺🇲✝️@GayRepublicSwag
Yesterday I was told I can’t be MAGA because I’m gay. Is this true?
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@fleshsimulator OG iPhone SE is goated, I still have mine even if I don’t really use it
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I used to carry two identical smashed-to-shit caseless iPhone SEs with different numbers
If you have one cracked screen $200 iphone people assume you're poor
If you have TWO cracked screen $200 iphones, with different # s, people assume you launder bitcoin for the Russian mob
Jesse@jesse_vermeulen
rocking a caseless phone says A LOT about a person iykyk
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@mtsdw @nocontextmemes Why would you want a retarded bitch like this
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@nocontextmemes Why can’t I find an absolutely retarded bitch like this
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@krazii_geniius >I need to put premium in my naturally aspirated car because it “gets better fuel mileage”
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@_6signxxx Striving for better cost margins and fire retardation standards are some of the primary reasons aviation has gone to shit
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Real question???
Why did we move away from having this much space to being packed like sardines??Is there a log!cal reason???
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
Delta Airlines Lockheed L1011 TriStar Cabin in the 1980's.
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@carburehater @Motor1com Well yeah but that’s like saying NSX drivers aren’t idiots
Of course they’re not but 99% of them aren’t NSX drivers
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@dixiecuts @Motor1com Fair, most are soulless cuckboxes but F drivers tend to have wheel
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They’re calling it the most G35 video ever
cash@spo9globoob
HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY, AND HE TRYNA LEAVE
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@carburehater @Motor1com Idk man 90% of those I encounter on the roads are aimless idiots just like Toyotards
They’re still not aggressively clueless like Acura drivers though
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@fleshsimulator Gotta keep her in a giant puffy jacket all the time
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And then she warmed up and tried to walk it back and then got mad when I said being kind of chilly is not an excuse to develop the cosmology and theological perspective of Giygas from Earthbound
It was 66 degrees
Simulator di tutti i Simulatori@fleshsimulator
@rickhfox Last night she was really chilly and started talking about how she was an accelerationist with regard to dissolving the ideas of shared perception and consensus reality
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@messedupfoods I’m a goddamn American and this guy is insane complaining about portion sizes
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@justalexoki “Local idiot finds out water is wet, millions astounded”
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@fleshsimulator That jewfro is wicked, it’s a shame you probably can’t grow it out like that anymore
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I used to be in a drums-and-hammomd-organ band called Russia like ten years ago that for some reason couldn't record video footage without it getting all fucked up
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@fleshsimulator No flesh you can’t acknowledge that these things happen disproportionately often in certain communities, you can’t want these people to better themselves, that’s like *checks notes* bad or something
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A lot of people think I'm a racist, when the truth is that I get obsessively enraged by people who cannot get out of their own way
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I want black people to have to do the white people shit thats annoying and boring
I want this because I like them and want the best for them and want to live in a genuinely integrated society where everybody puts back their shopping cart and nobody carjacks uber drivers
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@_Blindinho_ No idea why people talk about going grey like it’s this terrible thing
Look at Tom Scott
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@Michaeldudufudu He’s like, having fun or something bro, lay off
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I cannot stand this performative bro dude masculinity
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho
Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?
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@washghost1 Front end needs to look a little more like a 9th gen
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I like this more than the actual new Broncos. It wouldn’t hurt them to try and put a little more old school into these vehicles they’re kind of rebooting
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@fleshsimulator >not being a pothead makes you a raped goyslave
they’re calling it the most raped goyslave take of all time
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@OsoBlanc0 Stroking out from alcohol withdrawals or seizing into a coma from benzo withdrawals is awful and somehow still not as commonly known as it should be
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As savage as opioid withdrawal can feel, it’s got not nothing on cold-turkey alcohol or benzo withdrawal as far as danger goes. You can absolutely die from cold-turkey complications with both. End stage alcoholism is not a pretty sight
Peché Africa 🇿🇦@pmcafrica
Eish.. mara.. how do people arrive at this stage of alcoholism 💔
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