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@doomscrollermax
Emperor of the eagles of philadelphia



Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable

AUSTIN MAN climbed onto a sleeping woman's bed, claimed he had a gun, and strangled her until she nearly blacked out. She gouged his eye and beat him with a fan to get him off her. It was the third West Campus apartment Octavius Brown broke into that morning. In the other two, residents woke to find him exposing himself and masturbating inside their apartments. Octavius Brown has roughly 30 cases since 2013. Of the 14 charges filed since 2021, 9 were dismissed or rejected. Last time I covered this man he was getting arrested for robbing a gas station while out on bond for exposing himself and masturbating in public for the tenth time.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 USMNT coach Mauricio Pochettino is rumored to be granted U.S. citizenship if the team wins the World Cup.


< Becomes Mayor < Balances the budget < Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living < Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years




The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City. The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]


IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭

Couldn’t have picked a worse time to book a tour of New York City

Crazy thing is the Magic would’ve beat the Knicks

Knicks winning a championship tonight or nah?














