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Would be the perfect fit with Stu. Bring him home
Scott McLaughlin@smclaughlin9
David Pastrnak: “Of course it’s disappointing. I’m turning 30 in a couple weeks. Had one sniff at the Cup so far. It gets harder every single year. … You don’t want to waste any opportunity.”
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@tylerblack32 Retatrutide is the big one. When that comes and is able to be generic obesity will be eliminated
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2nd one in 3 days! amazing. And made by Canadian lab! by the time we get to 3-5 (they are projecting as many as 6-8 generics), we are looking at 70-80% savings.
CP24@CP24
#BREAKING: Health Canada approves 2nd generic version of Ozempic — and it’s Canadian cp24.com/news/canada/20…
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The Ottawa Senators traded:
• 1x Stanley Cup Champion Mark Stone
The Vegas Golden Knights traded:
• Erik Brannstrom (walked)
• Oscar Lindberg (walked)
• 2nd Round Pick ➡️ Egor Sokolov ➡️ Jan Jenik ➡️ Sam Bolduc (rumoured to walk)
301 GP TOTAL for trading a Franchise(ish), Selke-level, Canadian Olympian baby
The Mark Stone trade is officially done, it can’t hurt us anymore
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Need some help! I’m in the best shape of my life… I’m as lean as I’ve ever been… but I have some inflammation around my knees that’s driving me crazy & no matter what I’ve tried: diet, vitamins/supplements or exercise, I can’t shake it!
Any experts out there that have some ideas to help???
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@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets @pinkwhitney Not everyone is as good at sword swallowing as you are Biz.
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Put @pinkwhitney vodka in that sword and it’s a totally different story. I swear. Don’t bully Whit over this. That much beer’s going to give his pussy a yeast infection.
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente
Don’t be afraid to drink it @ryanwhitney6 Holy shit this was tough
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@BrandonMaki_ He’s not the only one that should be suspended, so should Svechnikov
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Throw the book at Ridly Greig. Seriously. That play was ridiculous.
But it should come with an explanation as to why Taylor Hall got nothing for knocking Jake Sanderson out of the series.
Like, a real explanation.
NHL Player Safety@NHLPlayerSafety
Ottawa’s Ridly Greig will have a hearing Monday, May 4th, for roughing Carolina’s Sean Walker.
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@alexadamsBTP_ @Sportsnet Fuck the Tkachuk questions, stop feeding that nonsense for the click bait media people
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Hey everyone! I’m doing a mailbag for @Sportsnet dropping on Friday!
Ask me anything about the #Sens, the off-season, Tkachuk, Staios, etc….
Thanks again to everyone who read my work this season! Excited to answer your questions Sens fans!
Drop your questions below⬇️
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@onlysenators Robertson would look really good on Timmy’s wing though.
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@SensFanNL G is just good for faceoffs at this point, he’s too slow. If he wants to sign for 1mil to play on the 4th line and take important faceoffs, he can stay.
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Everyone can go except G and maybe Eller
Claire Hanna@clahanna
Steve Staios on some of the upcoming UFAs (Giroux, Eller, Jensen, Cousins, Gilbert): “I have not closed the door on anyone. Spoke to each one of them. It’s fresh right now…think we all decided to take a little bit of time and reflect, including my conversation with G (Giroux)." #Sens
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Yeah, that's bad news. We know McDavid is hurt, but how hurt is he? Can Edmonton win without him?
Chris Johnston@reporterchris
Connor McDavid is a "game time decision" for the Oilers tonight, per Kris Knoblauch
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He doesn’t though. Brady AND the team have said multiple times he’s not going anywhere but literally nobody in media listens lmao
TSN 1200 Ottawa@TSN1200
TSN Mornings: Corrado says Brady controls the message about his future in Ottawa post.futurimedia.com/cfgoam/playlis…
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@JeffMarek Putting sensors in the net and puck would be even more accurate
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We've talked about it before - how much would a line 3 inches (the diameter of the puck) behind the goal line make reviews easier? Puck hits the second line and the goal counts.
Daily Faceoff@DailyFaceoff
Did the puck fully cross the line?? 🎥: Sportsnet
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@jackrichrdson Giroux is 7000 years old. Can’t keep up anymore, just good for faceoffs now. They need someone faster and younger.
Chabot had a broken arm and could barely shoot the puck? He gets a pass.
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Brady Tkachuk: 0 points
Shane Pinto: 0 points
Claude Giroux: 0 points
Thomas Chabot: 0 points
I wonder why they got swept
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@GraemeNichols Spence played well in an elevated role, might be able to package him with Halliday, another prospect and a high pick for a goal scorer.
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Theme of the series. They need another winger for Stützle, but there's no clear path on how to land one. Can try free agency, but that's not an easy path. Ottawa does not have a ton of draft capital or prospects to move in a deal either.
Shayna@shaynagoldman_
Senators with 5 goals in four games... xG was around 14, per @NatStatTrick. Andersen is a big reason why, but also many missed shots + unfinished chances really came back to bite them. They really needed more scoring from the top of the lineup.
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@EverydaySens The hand injury he got takes a long time to fully heal, regain the same strength and dexterity
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@Logendra_Naidoo @jpolly22 @Senators He’s not the problem, he’s had the team playing the kind of style that wins. If he hadn’t instilled that in them they wouldn’t have overcome all the injuries to the D to make playoffs. Biggest issue is lack of a true sniper.
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Fire Travis Green.
@Senators ownership's clearance bin approach to head coach choices is so clearly aspiring for mediocrity - the anemic playoff appearances are so utterly predictable. Green's record before joining the Senators? 133–147–34. DJ Smith? 121–154–32. Below .500 coaches have no business advising players how to get to the Stanley Cup. GUARANTEED mediocrity if ownership stays with Travis Green for the start of the 2026-27 season.
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@RearAdBsBlog Throws some of the biggest clean hits in the league. Players need to make sure they’re extra careful when he’s on the ice.
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