Hans Gruber the Great

Not that it was a competition—Tucker gave the best and most important speech of the day. Tucker looked the enemy in the face, laughed at them, mocked them … all of them. Stealthily delivered. Impeccable!

@shipwreckshow why would he mention Jesus - he doesn’t believe in Jesus. So, in this allegory, he represents evil. I think he’s daring us, the Christian’s.

I feel like Netanyahu should have just stayed "dead" I kinda agree with him though, bring back the Crusaders.. 😃 Right before Easter too, what a cuck.

@DudespostingWs He’s going to be a CEO of something.

This kid is going places

@klara_sjo Way too complicated.

Brazilians have moved on to blaspheming our beloved burgers. Is nothing sacred to them?!?

@izthisJudah @number1hklbry The white guy just sitting there. What an asshole.

A black man targets a white female and threatens to hurt her while another black man sneaks in and steals her property.

@AGHamilton29 It’s best to get all of the facts, and understand the facts, before trying to call someone out. Trucker is not wrong. The framing might be slightly unfair, but accurate.

Missed this… Tucker says “you saw the Israelis blow up Qatar’s natural gas fields today” It was an Islamic Republic missile attack. This is the 3rd or 4th time in a week where Tucker falsely blames Israel for an IRGC attack on a gulf state.

@NoahsArk1000 The ones pretending to be Semitic

What’s the leading cause of Antisemitism?

@TrungTPhan Costco hotdogs are freaking amazing. I’m disappointed they got rid of Pepsi — they had the best fountain Pepsi.

Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.

@abierkhatib It’s always them… every freaking time.

Oh my Gwad 😱😱!!!! So Michael Jackson wrote a song about Palestine in 1993… And guess what happened to him that same year!

@Rightanglenews We ben told you dat

BREAKING - An Africa-based research team aiming to disprove Western claims about low IQ in African countries is going viral after conducting mass IQ tests in Lagos, Nigeria, only for over 50% of participants to score below 70, with a median score of 69.7.

@valarielala @megynkelly @TRHLofficial I saw your photo - you’re not meh on Levin.

@megynkelly @TRHLofficial Of all of the things you’ve said, holding onto this middle school mean girl insult is the most disgusting. It makes everything else you say irrelevant. Nobody is appreciating this. (And I’m pretty meh on Levin)

I regret to inform you that Mark Levin has called from my deportation. But I have some bad news Mark.

@TaraBull I hate them.

When you hit the food stamp lottery

@nypost Murdoch Propaganda doesn’t work anymore.

Republicans overwhelmingly back Trump over Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly on Iran war, poll finds trib.al/EE9887D

@cenkuygur Yeah, but whose boots did he order into Iran?

Here we go. Once Netanyahu has ordered in ground troops, then it's a guarantee. American politicians are not allowed to disagree. Watch. You'll see Trump will follow his orders like a dog. Then they'll pretend landing troops on Iranian islands doesn't count. Propaganda incoming.

@shipwreckshow You are 100% right. There will come a time, and it is coming very fast, when no one will trust anything adjacent to the establishment.

If you are a content creator of any form, your authenticity will be a highly sought after currency very very soon. In a world of AI videos and posts where people don't know what or who to believe, if you stay true to yourself and your morals your time to shine will come. But first it'll be hard af.

@LasVegasFill I don’t think I could pay $125 for Alfredo. Too nouveau riche even for nouveau riche.

The new Sartiano's Italian Steakhouse at Wynn is freaking beautiful. We started strong with the $125 Tableside Fettuccine Alfredo with black truffle, aged Parmigiano, and burro di bufala. Are you down?

@GarbageHuman24 Flight of the sheboon?

What horror movie is this scene from?

@TheMiddleborne Why does she have a permanent frown? She shouldn’t be in movies — she’s not a good actor and she’s too unattractive.

Just every time the camera goes to Chani it completely breaks the scene. She’s insufferable in this.

@libsoftiktok Trump has no class. I hate to say it, as a supporter of his… but this is just straight trash.

Japanese Reporter: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We didn't tell anyone about it because we wanted SURPRISE. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" OMG

@washghost1 They need to make those to work with paintballs. And put one of those GoPro 360 cameras

Where do I sign up

@PawlowskiMario Japanese people would never treat their guest like this. Trump is simply embarrassing here.

This is how last stage of MNPD combined with possible dementia and simply being the worst human being looks like🤦🏻‍♂️ Just take a look at Japanese PM reaction as Trump says "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour?" This guy belongs to a mental institution, not the WH, everyone who is keep him there for their own benefit should be held accountable after he is gone. No exceptions