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Elijah the Middleborne

@TheMiddleborne

Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to 5.5 redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith

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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
Teach your kids they can kill dragons
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Ryan K@RyanK1986·
@TheMiddleborne @Strangeland_Elf The films speak for themselves. He overexplains quite a bit, especially for Inception and Interstellar. He also overexplains the chaos versus order philosophy in Batman. I honestly don't think he realizes how much he does it. It's a common gripe.
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
@egotis10 A legitimate concern isn’t “NOLAN IS A HACK AND HE HATES THE WEST AND THIS FILM IS WOKE GARBAGE” That’s mental retardation. A legitimate concern is “I don’t think they should have cast Lupita, she doesn’t fit the character or the reality of the era.”
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Ryan K@RyanK1986·
@Strangeland_Elf @TheMiddleborne I'm not dogging you for liking him. A lot of people enjoy his discussions on heady concepts: memory, good and evil, dreams, time and space, ect. All I'm saying is it's a valid critique of his work. Again, I enjoy a lot of Nolan. I watched my favorite of his this past week.
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
Like the ancient greeks had southern baptists smdh my head
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
Can’t believe Fagles’ Odyssey translation used “potluck”
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Elwë Singollo 🌷🧝🏻‍♀️
Nolan? Pretentious? How the heck is Nolan pretentious? The guy makes films for wide audiences. And sophistry? What??? I don’t think this guy knows what the words he’s using even mean, The guy makes movies that are ponderous and sentimental. He’s often likes Fast and Furious and made action heist films. He’s not trying to be some intellectual, he just incorporates what fascinates him.
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
Nolan is one of the most conservative directors in Hollywood. He’s doing all the things people scream about wanting from movies. He JUST WON SEVEN OSCARS WITH A NEARLY ALL WHITE ALL MALE CAST. What the hell are you talking about saying he’s casting for “prestige?”
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
In the parenting coass my wife and I took recently, the emphasis of the entire thing was primarily about how the relationship between husband and wife is more important to their child than almost anything else. Getting on the same page and showing that you and your spouse love each other and are committed to each other takes care of like 80% of parenting problems
Greg Cello@gregcello

my marriage carries the greatest weight of all. Nothing will shape the emotional world of my children so completely as the love between my wife and me.

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Greg Cello@gregcello·
my marriage carries the greatest weight of all. Nothing will shape the emotional world of my children so completely as the love between my wife and me.
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Andrew Huff@andrewjohnhuff·
@TheMiddleborne This actually happened to me when I was a teen watching the original Showtime cut of the Stargate SG-1 pilot. Mom didn’t walk into the room the entire time until right at the moment there was full female nudity. She screamed and jumped in front of the TV.
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
His parents have walked in the room, switch to a graphic sex scene
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
@SonnyBunch Also, he’s doing at least three different shows for three different streaming services with Mobland on Paramount+, Young Sherlock on Amazon, and The Gentlemen on Netflix. And they all slap
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Sonny Bunch@SonnyBunch·
Guy Ritchie has a new movie out? Guy Ritchie has a new movie out! The actors are well dressed, the cutting is quick, the dialogue is snappy … but it really feels like a sketched out version of a film more than a final product. Still: I liked it! thebulwark.com/p/in-the-grey-…
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SomeGuy@buginmyeye·
He’s on his 30min lunch break getting food at the gas station. Occupy the only clerk with someone buying scratch-offs one after another and scratching them off at the counter.
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@TheMiddleborne @MustacheBob2 I have an ma in medieval lit and wrote a large research paper on it. I also have a tattoo from the original manuscript.
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Elijah the Middleborne@TheMiddleborne·
In the Captcha asking to select every part of the bike, have it look like one square has a tiny fragment of the bike in it so he has to guess. Now make his guess wrong and lock him out
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