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@wenusasaboy @KarmaSpresso Good! You can afford to repay the hospital's electrolyte and carbohydrate IV drips when you pass out from a 24 degree day on the beach.

@KarmaSpresso The weight of my wallet would knock you tf out bitch

I‘m battling with my flesh

@chiwabou @psychedelicost @aynasmind @dembzyl You could get one of the many vacancies in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and live your Islamic dream while earning Singapore wages. Did you want a reference? I can get you in touch with the MoI by the end of the week for a visa.

@psychedelicost @aynasmind @dembzyl Tqt c’est dans mes projets mais je dis ce que je veux La France je ne lui dois rien on paie pour ces services hein

J’ai dit à mon père (marocain hein) que j’arrivais pas à supporter la Belgique car ils jouent contre l’Égypte, nos frères arabes, musulmans… Il m’a dit sois pas ingrate soutiens le pays dans lequel tu vis, qui t’a donné accès à l’éducation, la santé… (il a raison)

@timpjohansson @stake_jevens Is bioenergetics the one where you take anabolic steroids and pretend like your shit diet actually did the hard work?

@stake_jevens i’d say that too before learning about bioenergetics, but hey.

metabolically speaking, it’s healthier to wake up and eat 500 calories of real ice cream rather than fasting on black coffee until noon.

@slit_twt @wonhehe3 Ok get colon cancer and indigestion then

@wonhehe3 i mean it adds calories but🤷🏻‍♀️

this is lowkey genius idk

@templar2saint @THFCThom @martynziegler Mendy was found not guilty, not vindicated*. Two very VERY different things.

@THFCThom @martynziegler You are an imbecile. That’s how the media and knuckleheads like you piled on Benjamin Mendy only for him to be vindicated. Lots more cases like that. It’s an accusation and until he’s proven guilty he should be allowed to move on with him life.

BREAKING: Thomas Partey loses appeal against visa refusal by Canada

@Yjvitor The true Eastern European border is whether or not your language has some iteration of "Я тебе дам".

Not knowing what it says makes it way funnier

@dustin1986 @escapefrommelos Ok but this is wholesome and talented loud.

@escapefrommelos They will simply adapt.

this technology is going to hit LATAM like a fucking nuclear bomb

@kineyDE @BotswanaEnjoyer @actsmaniac Yet you drink beer? You do know alcohol consumption has a much higher rate of long-term sexual issues, yes? Never mind the liver damage, metabolic dysfunction, and depletion of glutathione (the main antioxidant protecting your cells from DNA damage).

@BotswanaEnjoyer @actsmaniac there are people who have those side effect PERMANENTLY even after they stop taking the drug. Not many, but even 0 point whatever percent is to much for my risk profile.

just take a Finasteride pill daily don't see what the big deal is

@REDASD438643 @actsmaniac Are you using that dick with the bald dome? Didn't think so, get on the pill.

@actsmaniac >Just cut your dick off to keep your hair bro! Yeah thanks, great advice

@olaoluwakiwms @observinthecity Maybe one day when you find a real job, you too can get a passport and experience the rich nationalism that sweeps Europe when Football comes on 🙏🙏

@observinthecity 14 countries of which are Europeans. Making my point for me lol.

@nikicaga These people genuinely think Russia would use a nuke in the war if it got bad enough.

You can't be posting like this in Year 5 man

@errorukraine404 @ALiteralGod2 @BigTechnoFuture @freefreekaya American Oligarchs are smart enough to throw bones to their peasants. Russians are so cucked they can't even reactivate their peasant Soviet memories to demand concessions from their billionaire bosses. Embarrassing, honestly.

@friedspongecake @ALiteralGod2 @BigTechnoFuture @freefreekaya You just described the US

Third world ass country

@mirrorffreak @warheavy Owning the gymbros by getting rhabdomyolysis and razor-blading my kidneys.

@warheavy you’ve never pumped to the point of muscle spasms.. who really waisting time?

I actually hate niggas who sit on the pec dec machine nd do 7-8 sets like ur actually such a waste of life

@DISASTER__X @btaplatt Shut the fuck up anthropology boy.

@btaplatt Carney is too weak and servile to have ever led serious opposition to Trump, let alone something bigger, older, and far worse: US imperialism. Canadians themselves are happy with veneers and theatres, so they are being well served.

The G7 hot mics caught a Carney-Trump exchange that began as a joke about Macron's watch, then turned serious as Carney pitched Trump on why Canada's deal on Chinese EVs isn't so bad. From our live blog: bloomberg.com/news/live-blog…

@errorukraine404 @ALiteralGod2 @BigTechnoFuture @freefreekaya Great! I'm sure the average Muscovite is reaping the rewards of said wealth, right? Surely there isn't a clique of ~1,500 people who have oligopolistic power over the economy! Some sort of oligopoly monarchy - an 'oligarchy' or something.

@ALiteralGod2 @BigTechnoFuture @freefreekaya Moscow alone has a bigger economy than entire Ukraine😭

@sandwichhawk @phanari0te @Colin_d_m Typically people who don't care aren't nitpicking over the correct spelling of a language. And yes, the 'u' is proper form - illiterate peasantry of the 18th century are not harbingers of the English language.

@friedspongecake @phanari0te @Colin_d_m ---extra letter U in behavior 👀 What country, whose opinions I don't care about, are you from, sir?

*Applies for an NYC real estate job* "Dear hiring manager, I hate jews" Announcement to everyone: "I'm the guy who hates jews" - sincerely, my full name and occupation *Becomes un-hirable* "The jews did this" This is so ridiculous it has to be an elaborate bit lmao

@onlypsychild @thedeal_nfl Financing or buying outright?

@thedeal_nfl I gotta have it at the dealership tho smh how you got around that?

exactly why ion got nun😭

@DoctorColossus3 @scottygb We're leaking your health records in 72 hours

@scottygb Maybe go outside fucker. Just a thought......

BBC: “What was your screen time?” Student: “Nine hours.” BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”

@sandwichhawk @phanari0te @Colin_d_m The most soy-coded libtard would not bend over backwards this much to defend behaviour. Embarrassing

You can read the article for yourself: First, this was not a "job", this was a 24 year old entrepreneur trying to get a smart 19 year old to provide some free labor in an internship, so keep that in mind. 19 year old never "applied". 24 year old requested three (!) times that he should do an interview for this internship position at the 24 year old's company, apparently not taking the hint the first two times. 19 year old sends him a refusal saying he doesn't want to work for a jew. Crass, but the kid's only been wiping his own ass for about a decade, so you have to cut him some slack. 24 year old obviously knows this and doesn't want to dox him. Oh wait, 24 year old talks to his buddy, the co-founder of Palantir (because don't why not just absolutely blow this whole thing completely unreasonably out of proportion for no discernable reason), who advises this complete knucklehead to "be a strong Jew" and dox the kid. So he does. and now there's White House officials Tweeting about how they are going to hound this 19 year old to the ends of the earth and make sure he is never gainfully employed for the length of his mortal existence. Also, the 24 year old is now on Twitter playing the victim. Which is absolutely disgusting. He's getting VERY well deserved push back for that.

@Lia1678443 @AFCGunna10 @CujoLima @PopCrave Your body is remarkably good at papering over imminent death. Its obv not fun, but its not like every single nerve in every orifice is mass signaling to your brain.

@AFCGunna10 @CujoLima @PopCrave I think knowing you’re about to die is pain enough.

The 21-year-old woman who died after bungee jump staff threw her from a bridge without attaching her bungee cord was alive for a short time after the fall. An off-duty nurse who rushed to help said Maria Eduarda was still conscious when she arrived and even spoke with her, reassuring the young woman that she was going to be OK.