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My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State, Nigeria. We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around 12.am Wednesday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her. Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira. They are calling me with registered numbers. Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria. I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeemed Police stations. The police stations have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work. I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report it at the nearest police station after I had already reported. While trying to explain further, he ended the call and did not pick up my calls again until now. She remains in the harsh and harrowing den of the kidnappers until now. I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life. Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete. @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @aleeygiwa @CspIniedu @NigAirForce @KogiPoliceNG @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @officialABAT @aonanuga1956 @atiku @Brightgoldenboy @PeterObi @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @BTOofficial

@Da_MoNasI thank you sm bayo!

@funmicat Congratulations

Passed the NY bar exam on my first try I’m so happy 😭🫶🏽

@MannyUd_ What’s that?

@funmicat Please @funmicat can I ask you for a favor please

Oi i forgot i made my account public skskdkdfldkfjxl

@Ife___A I’m glad I utilized that website as all my resources were sourced from there. I didn’t used a traditional bar prep.

@funmicat Best information hub for real. Reddit folks have all the tricks and info

I love Reddit way way too much

@ted_designs001 Absolutely should do it if you want to!

I go still run this thing

Funny thing is despite all the internet chaos, no Nigerian has actually come forward with a picture of them playing chess at the louvre. It was a cheeky caption same as this one I posted 4 years ago. So much ado about nothing.

@AshleyMykell Thankssss

@funmicat Congratulations.

this is genuinely crazy

and 1 goal? in this economy? very unserious

@Ore_Yusuf Thank you sm Ore 🫶🏽

Congratulations!!!!!

@sh0lex Merci!

Congratulations!!!🎉

@oyinalao Thanksssss

@funmicat Congratulationsssss

@Ife___A thank you very much dr 🙏🏾

@funmicat Nice. So you are done. I am correct, welcome to retirement haha

Last exam done 3/3

Connor Storrie is a new House Ambassador for Tiffany & Co.

@okaysevynn Thank you very much!

@funmicat 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Congratulations hun!

@Ife___A I took that first in December, thankfully.

@funmicat Haha. Did that in Nov. Have you taken NYLE?

@Ife___A Lmao just got my MPRE so I’m glad that’s done and over with 😭

@funmicat Welcome to retirement too. Haha