hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉

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hephaestar 🐀🔆🇦🇲🍉

@hephaestar

GOOD OMENS 3 - proud member of the EGGMAN EMPIRE🥚🪨 + PROJECT HAIL MARY, Schlatt, QSMP, HLVRAI, DR WHO, IRON LUNG, Iron man, IASIP, NL, and MALCTWT 🚹 HOUSE MD

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I found something magical on the train

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·23h

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the meji.@mejitwo·1d

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

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very baller cash money normal sane person@normal_ballerx·1d

how it feels

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I'm going to hold your hand when I say this Hi

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Frank “Grits” Greenborne@squirmy6908·21h

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

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Mads@MadsPosting·13h

the art of trying anyway

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the art of trying anyway

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bort@tacobort·17h

[looking at tweets]: about me. Yup that one’s about me. Wow. About me again

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m@skitzocat·1d

im like if a dead horse was alive

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vogler fan account@yaoimechoui·1d

i fell over and needed help meanwhile Head of Diagnostic Department and Head of Oncology Department were doing their usual gay bullshit unconcerned by my pain. Truly THE princeton plainsboro teaching hospital experience

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a broken soul@abrokensouI·1d

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Red Rosid ⚣🚩@BitterMarxist·15h

"Blame the Nazi Germans for making me become a gun designer... I always wanted to construct agriculture machinery." - Mikhail Kalashnikov Inventor of the AK47

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Wikipedia has a "Palestinian inventions" page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs

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