*heel champion*

happy mothers’ day 2020 it was never a big holiday to me not because I didn’t care or didn’t love it. It’s that my mom was completely apathetic towards it. She just wanted to maybe not cook & be left the hell alone (her words, not mine).

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@Not2BeTrite Im in my early 40’s and am not exaggerating when I say that their 2025 defense was statistically the worst ive seen in my lifetime.

Been thinking (dangerous). Sport discourse is generally hyperbolic by nature bc you're #mad online. There's no way to be hyperbolic about that 2025 Dallas defense. Never in my life have I seen such a chainsaw lobotomy, every single week.

@MikeMazeWorld @TeezyMcSleezy

[Every NFL Draft on ESPN] HOST: Why does he make sense here? ANALYST 1: They’re looking for a guy with a great motor and he has one. ANALYST 2: His younger brother was devoured by a lion at the zoo. His uncle is currently being trapped by Jigsaw. ANALYST 3: I like this pick.

They need to put this shit back on peacock

@MikeMazeWorld @TeezyMcSleezy