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@exluzemba The creator

Dating a witch finna be fire tho. It’s 3am, you’re horny, one phone call and she appears in your room. Witches >>>>>>>>>>

@thatmadridgirl_ Time to lock in

camavinga’s new hairstyle👀

@_i_am_great True sha

@jerry_meseeks It's getting out of hand. Like everyone already knows it's a template

All the girls now be posting about sex and dick and thirsty niggas on TL will fw it. X fell of man 🤦🏽‍♂️

@_i_am_great You Dey part of those men, you no get balls

Your dad

Wishing steady income on me and my friends.

@_i_am_great @whykaycomics No help me. You wey I sabi, you no fit run am

@jerry_meseeks @whykaycomics See person I wan help. 🤦🏽‍♂️

I collected a girl’s number today… like I actually went up to her and spoke?? 😭

@_i_am_great @whykaycomics Na your mom I want. Deal?

@jerry_meseeks @whykaycomics Gimme ur sister number make I send am template and you'll see it working in real time

@_i_am_great @whykaycomics Come teach me

@jerry_meseeks @whykaycomics Weakling, Blood coward 🤮

@YesItsBash I saw it too

What did Bayern see at Burnley that made them believe in Kompany?

i will never initiate a sexual joke if i don't know our stand, but start first make you see beast.

@andruchk @DritonMadridis1 I know that but since mbappe is in the squad he’s not going to get that same freedom that’s what I’m saying, unless he knows how to dribble and not just put in low crosses all day.

@jerry_meseeks @DritonMadridis1 His best period came when he played RM/RW this season, he was literally playing a balon d’or candidate so I can’t say I agree with you.

I don’t have names when it comes to the players I want to see join the club this summer but I want 2 midfielders, technically gifted, very strong on the ball and at LEAST 1 of them has to be able to run the game, I want a intelligent winger that’s efficient in 1 v1s and an provide G/A, i would say 2 wingers but we have Endrick coming back and I see him as a RW. I want a CB thats strong physically, good on the ball and has good decent pace, not ones in the Schlotterback mold, I want a young Militao type. We need a LB with Fran leaving and Mendy being a part time footballer. We also need a RB with Carvajal likely leaving. Then just as importantly there needs to be departures, we need a type of reset.

@andruchk @DritonMadridis1 Fede at RW is not that great cause he can’t dribble like a winger unless we play transition football, he’ll have to play midfield if we get a RW. If we buy all this players, I hope we get a manager that can rotate players well especially since the midfield will be stacked

@jerry_meseeks @DritonMadridis1 Paz is more of an attacking player tbh, on this list we only have 2 CMs and Jude I guess can play there as well, Fede is best at RW or RM.

@andruchk @DritonMadridis1 We still have tchouameni unless you want him sold? Rodri, tchouameni, Valverde, Bellingham, Arda guler,Nico Paz.

@DritonMadridis1 Yea Rodri plus another CM, I think we need more than one central midfielder signing.

@Bigbadgold @trendi_dm @Adikastakes Abeg o, I want make Ronaldo win am but lamine clears mbappe

@trendi_dm @Adikastakes Be there 🫵

Kylian Mbappe won the Ligue 1 with Monaco at age of 18, scoring 15 goals and providing 8 assists. This was a league that PSG had monopolized. So it is more difficult and iconic than whatever your boy Yamal has done in La Liga. This just proves once more that most of you aren’t knowledgeable of the Mbappe you speak, you guys should actually do research on the player you are talking about before you speak on him.

@arrakunrin Na cama spoil game, players Dey miss chances and later score. Cama destroy game, if this match enter pen, we get chance to win.

Una no dey call out the real culprit wey lose 3 sitters Totally out of the match

@StillFeechi Oh shit

That traditional Barca UCL heartbreak dey front, we true Barca haters know this. The real losers tonight are those that stop hatewatching.

@ZimRMFC @drixprods Pause

@drixprods We really had this head demon at madrid. Now we have zero players that give good head💔

Does that say 11 minutes of headers only

More than anything, I’m attracted to women that like me and show it