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@JackMac Barstool Spring Break 27: White House Correspondents Dinner

Journos were not gonna let that alcohol go to waste lol (The selfie???)

@PFTCommenter @OzTheMentalist The card said “DUCK” and Melania was pissed because she was thinking of goose. Oz was warning her.

Need to know if @OzTheMentalist finished his trick

@SarahIronside6 DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

His approval ratings are so bad that he staged another assassination attempt to get out of the White House correspondents’ dinner.

@RealMikeyBets You know someone that would say that? Someone that did.

Hank said he didn’t ban me from camp and that it was not true. We’ll see.

Since working at the Stool -Banned from chicago office on day 1 - desk taken away from me after finally getting a desk - not on the company email list (still) -banned from barstool camp (hank) - only barstool basketball player to not get 1 minute in the game -shadowbanned from podcasts (Lucas) - left out of Gaz’ tweet shouting social out - booted out of social pic The MikeyBets squeeze out is very real but they don’t know I’m a cockroach. Just hate when my mom text me after all of these occurrences. humiliating.

@OhioTate @StooliesClub BARSTOOL BLOCK HER INTO ETERNITY

It is with deep regret that I inform you all that Connor Griffin did not close the deal with Richelle Ryan. She has dropped him off and given him a goodnight kiss on the cheek, but there will be no intercourse between these two tonight.

“Would you like anything for dessert?” - Waiter to Connor Griffin “I’m his dessert” - Richelle Ryan

@barstoolspringb Is Adderall on the bar menu?

Girls got motion

@LevelUpDailyHQ @barstoolsports At what point does getting BELT TO ASS start being the real answer?

@barstoolsports Devin Booker went OFF—when the quiet ones start naming names, you know it’s bad 😬 At what point does officiating become the storyline? 👀

Devin Booker went OFF on the officiating tonight

@kellykeegs @StooliesClub Ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun 😂

@BeckerSportsLab @DK_Assist @PrizePicks 👀

Jalen Williams did not return to play due to injury — we got you, Early Exit is in effect! Eligible wagers will be marked as a loss, but withdrawable CASH credits will be distributed within 24 hours (at NO extra cost) 🤝

@barstoolspringb Nicky is in absolute hell right now

Dante & Katic love this performance

@PardonMyTake Love @Blutman27 ‘s new cut but which one is @Jerrythekid21 ?

On today’s Pardon my take

@DannyJConrad Dirty socks straight onto the hotel Bible 😂

My apologies. Reed’s hotel room tour

@BuzzPatterson Held my breath and my butthole puckered just watching that

This is how we handle an engine fire in the 737.

@DannyJConrad @reedt4723

The highly anticipated suite tour with Reed

@DannyJConrad @reedt4723 Reed pulling an Anchorman and just naming objects he sees 😂

@barstoolspringb Dante gonna impregnate Keegs tonight. Or she’s gonna impregnate him.

What color wig should Goldfinger wear?

@barstoolspringb Goldfinger turns his head like a robot pirate on a Disney ride

The Don’s DMs are flowing tonight

@cait_walkerr Odds are it’s a she.

Me all week watching the drama unfold and trying to figure out who’s flight I’m booking next