Robert Larson

Tom Wilson. Olympian. #ALLCAPS x @HockeyCanada

The greatest player ever taking this kinda deal is so ferda I can’t get over it. It’s so loyal to the oil, arguably more loyal to oil than Diddy. And that guy fucking loves oil.

i know i've tweeted this thousands of times but every time i hear the oilers goal horn i can't help but think that it's the same exact music that would be playing in a predominantly gay nightclub in the Philippines and then you go in there and everyone is wearing fishnets and has lollipops in their mouths. And then you and your boys are like fuck idk this is a little too intense for us but then you're buddy that is bicurious (used to play a lot of lacrosse) is like no this place is a vibe lets get 1 drink here, then you're like fine lets do it and then you end up running into a cool group of australian dudes that offer you molly and you're like nah i shouldn't but then you end up doing it and partying til 8 in the morning and then one of the australian guys tries to kiss you and you're like nah bro i dont swing that way but you guys are cool dudes though I had a great time, and then they are like wait if you're not gay then why are you here? and you're like idk my buddy played lacrosse growing up so he just liked the energy in here and they're like oh ok well so-long mate it was nice meeting you and you're like yeah you guys are awesome then you go back to your hotel and thats it

Marchand ROASTED Biz in this pre-game interview 😭

@enissen5 Who is this that they are interviewing?

Johnny Hockey 💙🧡

Brad Marchand in the off season at a park.

Rockstar shit

No matter what happens in this series, when my grand children ask me what the 2024 Stanley cup final was like.. I’m gonna look them dead in the eye and say “Oilers and big fuckin tits”

Might as well declare Friday a holiday in Edmonton.

Appoint Jack Michaels as Oilers' Play-by-Play Announcer for Stanley Cup Playoffs - Sign the Petition! chng.it/VrcnTw4y via @CdnChange

If you are a hockey parent and your son or your daughter has a hope or a dream of playing high level hockey, I'm going to give you one piece of advice: Do not be overly critical, loud, and negative in the stands because we as recruiters and scouts are watching. One of the worst things that happens for us is going to a game and watching a kid that we really, really like… But there's this parent in the stands that's yelling at the ref or yelling at the coaches, or God forbid they're yelling at another kid. We're going to go down and talk to that coach after the game and pray that the parent we saw wasn’t the one of the kid that we really liked on the ice. Because if you're a problem parent in youth hockey, there's a good chance that you're going to be a problem parent at high level hockey as well. And maybe not overtly communicating to us, but certainly filling your kid with negativity and excuses if things don't go their way. So be positive and encouraging in the stands. If you're negative and you're loud, then there's a really good chance we're not going to recruit your kid.

The pride of Irma, Alberta! 🇨🇦

@spittinchiclets @Darin_Holt2

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@Darin_Holt2 I hate that I can relate to this

While dumping RV, finding out one of your rv sewage valves didn’t seal 100% from last time is a rather delightful experience.🤢

A product of small-town Irma, Alta., Scott Ratzlaff has the support of family, friends and his home province as he backstops 🇨🇦 at the #HlinkaGretzkyCup. @HockeyAlberta | @SeattleTbirds | @HlinkaMemorial

@ranchhand_10 @Mackay_45 @blair_fenton @NewtonDevan It’s not water that we’re passing this fast to each other

@Mackay_45 @mclarson83 @blair_fenton @NewtonDevan you guys do this drill at practice?

Who wants to go to Game 7 Saturday night at Rogers Arena? LIKE & RT 💙🧡

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If the Oilers win game 6 we’ll have a pair to giveaway for game 7 potentially Saturday night at Rogers Arena. Let’s spread the good vibes and manifest this. 🧡💙 LIKE & RT if you’re going to enter! Can we hit 1,500 before puck drop Thursday night? #LetsGoOilers