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Seeded May 16 and we are tracking to be knee high by the 4th of July. That’s how it goes right? @AdamJPfeffer @Bayer4CropsCA @DEKALB_Canada

@clayace @RecIrma @pierce_7_69 @DNEWTS I was going for the Kim Jun-un look

@RecIrma @pierce_7_69 @DNEWTS Sweet vest too

Two youngens with aspirations of Tiger hockey. Nice hair @pierce_7_69. @DNEWTS was a unit in elementary.

@RecIrma I ran out of bourbon

⚠️ this tweet contains no swearing sarcasm or humour. The tigers are 3-0 after beating Lougheed. Everyone played well, and we had a nice evening drinking beverages and sharing stories afterwards.

@Goobleheimen We will be blessed with old sour crotch till the bitter end, I dont think she is done driving the stake through the heart of AB yet

@fordnation @ranchhand_10 Possibly the greatest political move I've ever seen

Today we announced the return of Buck-a-Beer to Ontario, effective August 27. We're going to put consumers first, and give breweries the opportunity to compete on price. We trust Ontarians to make their own smart, mature and responsible choices. Promise made, promise kept!

@blair_fenton What does that even mean?

Why does Irma Daze and me not get along? ?????? But Jesus made me

@clayace Should have put Charles's cousin in the polls

Facorite Brooklyn 99 recurring character

Cue up the X-FILES intro Major Mars discovery: Organic molecules found on Red Planet, NASA reveals foxnews.com/science/2018/0…

I want one! twitter.com/usamilitaryusa…

@mclarson83 @CHRYHIRCHUK @Darin_Holt2 #catshitDarin

@CHRYHIRCHUK @Darin_Holt2 Next time I’ll distract him while you hide them #crazycatguydeuce

Advantages to being a tax payer in Mannville...Every spring I’ll have a moat to protect my house against an attack. #poordrainage

@clayace @Bmackay1991 @kyleparsons39 @Pistol_9Pete Careful with your wording @clayace you might get recruited by ISIS

@Bmackay1991 @kyleparsons39 @Pistol_9Pete You are a dirty tramp downy. Aladdin all the way. Fuck rafiki. Long live Jafar!

@pierce_7_69 the fuck did you do in Arizona twitter.com/barstoolsports…

Your first look at our front page for Tuesday, April 3, 2018. #oilers

Tigers win a chippy affair against a Lloyd team that thought they were in a senior game. Bodies were flyin sticks were swinging, red pants with the gwg!

@mclarson83 I hope this happens to you twitter.com/FoxNews/status…

Happy BIRTHDAY! to @mclarson83 Your my fav snowflake,and an inspiration to peoplekind everywhere

@RachelNotley i have an idea why dont you suck the carbon out of an exhaust pipe and save us the fuck around with the tax increases #weallhateyou

@kyleparsons39 100% agree #skipskipskip

@FoxNews @HillaryClinton She must have run out of souls to eat now she is falling apart