Michael Tshuma

@_Bongekile_ People can't multitask bongekile. They can't be toyitoying and be doing crime at the same time. Akuyona i rocket science leyo girl

This is after the 30th of June 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 murder, violent crime and house robberies rate dropped 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@joelampton_ You know this because you're a bitch, Joe. We don't fxck your gender, so thanks but no thanks.

Never lick pussy You do all the extra stuff like licking pussy because you have a small dick If you had a fat one, you'd just fuck. The bitch would cum. And you'd continue with your day. Nobody seems to talk about this.

@DrLimukaniMathe Price is not much of the problem, money to buy it is Zim is the problem. Almost everything is there in Zim, employment opportunities are scarce to get that money to buy 'cheap' bread

Bread in Zimbabwe is cheaper than bread in South Africa. This is 26 ZiG that is 1$ USD which is 30 rands. They are now buying bread with 28 Rands in South Africa.

@nonkululeko1402 Oh so if abakuthandisisi as umakoti it means he's not a nutcase and you are? Some families love each other and everyone who become part of them. They don't see omakoti as outsiders.

This is true

@babeotswejang And how many times have you been "robbed"? 5 times neh? I know you 🤣 🤣 🤣

Guys, be careful out there… the streets are dangerous 😭💔 Here’s a new trick being reported : A woman targets you at a bar, offers you drinks, and even pays the bill. After that, she requests you to drop her at her place. Once you get to her gate, she invites you inside to at least have some water. But as soon as you enter, one or two of her friends come out of a room and lock the door behind you. The three of them then take advantage of you and r@pe you. Afterwards, they give you 50k for transport as if that money could erase the trauma or restore your dignity. Please stay alert and protect yourselves, guys 🥹🙏

@destinyzee People are angry for no reason. Maybe umuntu wakhe is on the abahambe list, because why would someone be angry for this? 🤣 🤣 🤣

@LegacySiu Raul Gonzalez

Guess the Real Madrid player who wore jersey number (7) From 1995-2010… 99% of fans will fail Extremely Difficult 🥷

@destinyzee Your point is valid until you hear someone else's. 😂😂😂

@Wi_LaansDiary Football is work, every working person is or should be entitled to maternity leave. Yes, no?

I have a question I need to ask the guys since I’ve seen this debate spark interest.. Men , would you leave the worldcup (let’s say you played for a country with potential & your team REALLY needs you) to attend the birth of your son? Or you staying and playing 4 ur country??

@destinyzee Deal with yani yena be deale ngaye waze wa folder🤣🤣 rules of the game: you can't win or lose everyday

@MadumetsaTeffu Let's hope you're not a teacher, ngoba your grammar is not make sure 😭

No immigrants must be a teacher in SA. We have South Africans enough seating at home unemployed.

@DungaLeko Everyone have freedom of speech but if you can't prove what you are saying then your freedom after that speech is not guaranteed 🤣🤣

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@_Bongekile_ Maybe you should focus on Basotho who openly told you that they are not going anywhere. Ungabi uyigwala

The problem with this whole March-and-March situation is that Zimbabweans probably think the 30 June deadline doesn’t apply to them😭😭

@Fikani_Sthole Amantombazane ngathi ayasensor ma udesperate 😂😂 nokuthi imali yokugcina le oyikhiphayo bakubhekile benza sengathi abanoni, uzozwa ngenkulumo yenu ingasahlangani kahle

Amantombazane awanawo unembeza yazi😂😂😂,

@Patriot_S_A How does someone who's "about to inherit" big look like? And who's not about to inherit? 😂 😂 😂 This lad is a liar

"Hi Patriot. Please keep me anonymous. I met this woman at a mall and I approached her because she was wearing mourning clothes. I introduced myself and offered to push her trolley. To be honest, she looked like someone who was just about to inherit a lot. I thought maybe I'd get this and that from her husband's estate. We started by taking things slow, then she caught feelings. At first, we only met at my place because she didn't want to show people that she was dating while still in the mourning period. As we continued to spend time together I learned that her husband didn't have a life cover and left her with many debts which she is struggling to repay. She actually wants me to help her. She sold one car to pay some of her debts. In all honesty, I do not have feelings for her. My plan flopped big time and now I want out. I just don't know how to end things with her because she thinks I'm in love. How do I walk away without adding more to her pain?"

@destinyzee Nina umuntu uyanikhuza nivele nilande ama file akhe🤣🤣🤣

@TshepoBacela \\\ 300m to offramp \\ 200m to the offramp \ 100 m to the offramp

What does this sign mean? I want to see if you travel 🤭

@Lexproctor1997 @AdvoBarryRoux You further studies and change career. If everything goes wrong she might get a criminal record, that would close so many doors in her life

@AdvoBarryRoux Esh 💔 but then who can blame them? They're earning R10 500

South Africa Police management in Gauteng have identified, the officer in a R2000 bribe video & immediate disciplinary processes have been instituted. She looks so innocent. They were suppose to drive & leave the place after taking the money, what were they waiting for exactly?

@destinyzee They walk slowly like someone in a hospital ward with the drip attached to them 🧑‍🦯🤣🤣

@AkanimiltonM @ChicagoFire You're doing just fine Fire🔥 💯 keep it up 🤣🤣 cook these losers

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