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If you avoid discussing politics with random colleagues, you're likely very right-wing. If nobody wants to discuss politics with you, you're probably very left-wing. Evergreen.

@CrookeJenkins @JConrBOrtega Can you just Kirk him? Please? Do literally everyone a favor.

We have a zero tolerance policy for theft committed by liberals. If Hasanabi sneaks in and doesn't "play by the rules" (steals) then I will have @JConrBOrtega use enhanced interrogation methods on him until he reveals the location of Hamas' leaders.

As District Attorney of San Francisco, it is my solemn duty to safeguard this city for its people and posterity. If Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) enters San Francisco city limits, he will be immediately arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Idea: Grab every clip of Hasan Piker calling for violence, like when he said to kill Rick Scott. Use AI of his voice to dub over it, replacing the name of whoever he calls for the death of with his own, and upload it to twitter. Just Hasan calling for his own death over and over.

@cl0wntism "Weird/Insensitive" and this is why this bitch sleeping on a literal bed of money and your ass living paycheck to paycheck holy shit kick the stool already nigga.

successfully ragebaited the goose defenders. idc if y'all don't think she's racist, I still think she's incredibly weird/insensitive. also the fact that most of you defending her ARE racist tells me a lot

ooOoooOoo scaryyyy i made your characters blaaaaaackkkk

@un_luckycl0ver @NeyantGaming @GooseworxMusic You know this retard is embarrassed cus they never came back to reply to this.

@NeyantGaming @GooseworxMusic look at the rest of goose's replies lol. its not racism, just curiosity in this case.

Why do so many DiU screeshot redraws make Josuke black? He's half Japanese, half British. That's not black.

@Stink_gooner @NikoUnemployed @thechosenberg You in Ohio?

@NikoUnemployed @thechosenberg I would like to gargle your balls😌

@EscBoyYT Although in this case yeah I assume anyone would fold if the Loli tried to seduce them, thus I framed it such that they will reciprocate your advances. If you're inappropriate to them, they'll play along. If not, they behave normally. So the question becomes, do you hit on her?

@EscBoyYT Likewise if you got plopped into A Hat In Time, mind you. I think it's easier to hypothesize you getting Isekai'd into the world of your favorite Lolisho for the sake of this - become fiction, etc.

it does fuck with the question tbh. anyway if the player characters from a hat in time appeared in front of me and started being inappropriate i would immediately rail them. i'm not going to rail an actual child, even if they "literally are" my favorite loli.

@itssanman @powdury We're going to need these grifters to start being edgy IRL, I no longer believe any female that says the right things online because they're all learning to fake it for the bag.

@powdury How to take money from Republicans -be a woman - be edgy online Infinite money glitch

Oh nyo a racist

@Bigfootpool @thislesh @TMZ Sounds like a good marriage. I'm happy for you guys.

We have literally had these talks in bed 🤣 Neither of us sleep that great so sometimes we'll just sit there talking anymore listening to a podcast. Usually what at this point though one of us is up and in the living room while the other is in bed waiting for sleepy drugs to kick in

🚨 BREAKING: D4vd had tons of child pornography on his phone, prosecutors claim. tmz.me/hQbJXGx

@MaryLTrump I wish I could say what I want to say but I would absolutely catch a suspension for this shit lmao.

So weird Donald didn't stand up, ask for his shoes, defiantly raise his fist, and say "Fight, fight, fight."

@Bigfootpool @thislesh @TMZ Idk that sounds like perfect pillow-talk to have during the post-nut euphoria/bliss. Try ambushing him with that shit sometime.

Oh he's great we go back and forth and its hilarious. I'm talking about outside of that. I'm also not going to burden him with getting buzzed in the hot tub and then going on a 45 minute rant about whether or not My Little ponies would be viewed as heresy, xenos, mutants, and chaos fuckery, or as instruments of the emperor's divine light. And then wander into a 20-minute diatribe about what it would look like if Kharn the betrayer rode into battle on the pony and they were just absolutely slaughtering all who stood before them.

@Malibu_1921 @SteJayLov @JerrySwoops @daviddunn177 #DiedSuddenly

@SteJayLov @JerrySwoops @daviddunn177 Sure retard

Look how scared he is when it isn’t staged.

@Bigfootpool @thislesh @TMZ What, you can't cut loose at your husband? I figure the entire point of a significant other is someone to tolerate you at your least kept-together. Like if that guy can't sit there while you, going full NEET-mode, sperg out about your special interests, how do yall make it work?

No clue. She's just based. I associate with the character because of the red hair and mental problems 🤣 Yup, fraid so. Real deal. Technically it's a larp because I get to do all the foul mouth completely no filter things I can't do in real life. It's kind of a therapy really. I have pretty bad autism so my social interactive skills are absom dog shit. At best I can carry on a conversation by severely policing everything I say thinking if I say this is this going to be embarrassing or awkward or piss people off. It's exhausting. With this I can just say it just fucking let it fly. Whether it's talking about my day or things I like or just being an absolute shit just because it's funny. Like 99.9% of the things I would say on here I would never say in public much less to strangers. It was reeeaaaally good

@Bigfootpool @thislesh @TMZ 1. What is it with so many right-wing asuka accounts on this app? 2. Wait you're an actual woman? This shit isn't a larp? 3. Congratulations, enjoy your meal.

@thislesh @TMZ I loaded up the gremlin and went to the store after work and got a few pounds of pre cut chuck roast. Hubs putting it through the grinder right now. We're getting some meal prep going. Well technically he's getting meal prep going I am sitting here reading to a gremlin.

@EscBoyYT It will probably wear off after a week or two, but for the time being my instincts urge me to give headpats, not plaps, and defend the cunny's purity and innocence.

@EscBoyYT I blame Pragmata. It seems that instead of lewding Diana like other lolis, all the wholesome protective feelings it stirred up are interfering with wanting to plap cunny. Instead of fucking, I want to protect and raise, despite having no desire for children or to be a parent.

Question for lolicons, shotacons, kodacons, cunny lovers, etc. What would you do if an object of your affection were REALLY in front of you, entered into your life in such a way that they'll be a persistent part of it, on friendly terms and reciprocal of your feelings/advances?