Blu

@siphoyt @franticcartoon You can fix your mistakes but you’ll never forget them

@neutralBlu @franticcartoon STOP

Unc still got it 🙏 haven’t been ssl in a fat minute

@siphoyt @franticcartoon I saw the typo

@franticcartoon Thanks for letting me play on your account ❤️ enjoy the mmr :)

@siphoyt People don’t drink Pepsi where I’m from, it’s always Dr. Pepper

I ain’t ever seen a skinny person drinking Pepsi

@siphoyt Clever…

@neutralBlu I’m only a man with a candle to guide me, I’m taking a stand to escape what’s inside me

I really hope animals understand the concept of an “accident” like I don’t want them thinking I step on their tails on purpose.

@siphoyt Doing the lords work

appreciate what you have and work for what you don’t

@siphoyt What were you recording even?

@neutralBlu Thanks Mr blu I’m focused on the future Joe because of you

I calmed down but needed to get this out so beware of the ALL CAPS rant below FUCK OBS (recording software) AND FUCK VEGAS PRO (my editing software) IF ONE IS WORKING (rare) THEN YOU CAN GUARNANTEE THE OTHER IS BROKEN THE AMOUNT OF TIME LOST AND WASTED BECAUSE OF THIS AWFUL PAIR OF SHIT SOFTWARE HAS CAUSED SO MJCH STRESS, LOSS OF INCOME, AND WORST OF ALL THEY CONSISTENTLY ACT AS A ROADBLOCK TO ME HAPPILY DOING WHAT I LOVE. I’M A HAPPY PERSON BUT IF YOU DO EVRR SEE ME GENUINELY UPSET 9/10 TIMES ITS CAUSE PRIOR TO SEEING ME, OBS OR VEGAS FUCKED ME AND FUCKED ME RIGHT. I WASTE TIME TAKING EVERY PRECAUTION AND RUNNING TESTS TO ENSURE OBS WILL RECORD A SIMPLE 1080p VIDEO WITH AUDIO BUT IT DOESNT MATTER. IT FINDS A WAY TO RUIN AND TRASH ENTIRE RECORDING SESSIONS CONSISTENLY. WHEN ONE PROBLEM IS SOLVED 2 MORE SPAWN TO THR POINT WHERE 2/3 OF MY TIME GOES TO WASTE. DONT EVEN GET ME STSRTED ON VEGAS PRO ITS EVEN WORSE, IF I DONT TREAT THE SOFTWARE LIKE IT’S SKIN IS MADE OF TISSUE PAPER AND IT’S BONES OF GLASS YOU CAN GUARANTEE IT’S GONNA CRASH AND CRASH AND CRASH. MAJORITY OF MY TIME EDITING IS SPENT SPAMMING THE FUCKING SAVE BUTTON LIKE IM A DEGENERATE AT A CASINO, DOESNT MATTER. IT CRASHES AND COMPETLEY IGNORES MY SAVE AND AUTOSAVE ON TOP OF IT. I’M SAT THERE EDITING IN 15 FRAMES PER SECOND BECAUSE A $5000 COMPUTER APPARENTLY ISNT ENOUGH FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK VEGAS PRO’S SHIT OPTIMIZATION HAS GOT IN STORE FOR IT’S 17 USERS. OBS SND VEGAS NEED PHYSICAL COPIES RELEASED NOW SPECIFICALLY FOR ME TO SHIT ON THEM UNTIL THEY EACH ARE BURIED SO DEEP IN FECAL MATTER I CANNOT FIND EITHER. ONLY THEN WILL I BEGIN PISSING ON THE STEAMING PILE AND BOY WILL I PISS. I UNDERSTAND GLITHCES HAPPEN BUT THIS GOES BEYOND THAT. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DEDICATE THIS MUCH TIME INTO MAKING SURE MILLION/BILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES SOFTWARES CAN WORK PROPERLY. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT DOESNT CHANGE SHIT EXCEPT GIVE ME SOME FORM OF HOPE. ONLY FOR ME TO GET SPAT ON IN THE FACE. NOW IM SAT HERE TYPING THIS INSTEAD OF EDITING LIKE I PLANNED BECAUSE ALL THE FOOTAGE I RECORDED TODAY IS WORTHLESS. THE AMOUNT OF GOLDEN FOOTAGE LOST DUE TO OBS IN THE PAST 5-10 YEARS OF MY LIFE COULD BE COMPILED INTO A 25 SEASON SHOW WITH HOUR LONG EPISODES. SUCK ME OBS AND FUCK YOURSELF VEGAS PRO

@DrChrisTaub65 Me too Taub:(

@JeromeASF Where did he go? Miss the man. Hope he’s doing well and thriving. This song was the shit back in the day.

'Minecraft Hunger Games' by Bajan Canadian wins the #Grammys award for Song of the Year (in my heart)

@jameswilson0822 I’m listening.

MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO....BUT MY BODY...MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BABY...I DONT WANNA HURT NOBODY...BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST CONFEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASS....To you...

@siphoyt Bro

don’t drink Mio water with a mustache that shit’ll get real nice and stanky

@jameswilson0822 Aren’t you and House married tho?

I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer.I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer.I am not queer. I. Am. Not. Queer. I AM NOT QUEER.

@jameswilson0822 You deserve it

3 thousand. Cool.

@DrChrisTaub65 Merry Christmas! <3

@LisaCuddy620937 @jameswilson0822 @GregHouse1235 I’ll bring the popcorn!

@jameswilson0822 @GregHouse1235 Stop arguing with each other on Twitter when you're right next to each other. This isn't entertaining for me. I'm just watching you two angrily type on your phones while exchanging dirty looks every now and again. Yell. Hit. Do something else.

Please stop emailing me this GIF and saying it's me. That doesn't even look like my room or my office.

@DrChrisTaub65 Jeez what did you eat

Oh my god. It hurts so bad. It hurts, oh my god I cant do this. Please God spare me on this toilet

@Poofesure The first ever time I get a twitter notification from you an this is what it is

4am is ass eating time

@jameswilson0822 @GregHouse1235 Prove it. Send feet pics NOW

@GregHouse1235 @neutralBlu Why would you believe this guy? No I don't. 👎

Bored. Reply some stuff.(Dont be inappropriate).

@GregHouse1235 @jameswilson0822 I knew it

@neutralBlu @jameswilson0822 Yes.