Offscreenkill | Video Preditor

Hello V-Tubers, Gamedevs and whatever exists in the land between. Are you tired of your Content not editing itself? Do you lack the time, motivation or resources to crank out memorable Shitp*sting to live rentfree in someones head? Then consider hiring me! offscreenkill.carrd.co

@alekirser I VIVIDLY imagine Ally seeing a random scene somewhere and her first thought is "okay but WHY could that be a reason to fuck"

there are few things more attractive than being passionately shouted at in a foreign language…! foreign language gf who gets mad at you because you haven’t been learning her language to speak w her family so she boink boinks you to get u to remember basic phrases

@aryaviotta Immer wieder gern!

Das Video ist jetzt online!! Bitte supporten, es würde mir mit dem Algo sehr helfen 💜 Danke auch hier an @offscreenkill für den Edit, du hast GEKOCHT!! youtu.be/CG8H6axFOc4?si…

@Dirtsamdiva Ist auch meine Erfahrung.

Ich habe inzwischen gelernt: je finsterer die Typen aussehen (Rocker, Metalfans etc.) desto eher ist unter der Schale ein Herz aus Gold zu finden. Je "netter" die Typen aussehen, desto öfter steckt ein kompletter Irrer drin.

@aryaviotta Also als selbstständiger Editor, kann ich da meinen Senf wirklich nur insofern dazugeben dass ich 8 Jahre Erfahrung und dann noch mehr als sechs monate konstantes und aggressives 10-12 Stunden Grinding jeden Tag gebraucht habe + Glück um zu sein wo ich jetzt bin. Tis not easy.

Wann mache ich mich denn selbstständig? Verdiene ich als Content Creator nicht richtig fett Kohle? 🤔🤨

@RevityRime Well if you pulled an All nighter for sure haha

@offscreenkill wym 10 AM is the perfect time fall asleep GOOD NIGHT

Why aren’t you asleep yet?

@vidsthatgohard Absolute fucking legend he is

Bro just a gave a nuke to the entire meme community

@Lobelia_Erinea Oh sorry, das war nicht so als "nerv nicht" gemeint XD Eher so ein "Ist halt so dass du da voll recht hast" My bad xD

@offscreenkill Ja, klar, aber nerven tuts trotzdem xD

Tanken tut im Moment anders weh 😭

@RevellePNG Haha…ha… haha… …ha. xD

“Practice any art… no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what's inside you, to make your soul grow.” - McKellen reciting Vonnegut

@YUY_IX Feels very on brand ngl.

In hindsight I feel vaguely offended being chosen for this role

@kiyichu Don't we all. Don't we all.

i want a cute little romance qwq

@pokemon_daily It seen and experienced things that would bring others even closer to whatever edge its currently standing infront of.

🤣

I don't know why, but the energy of this Mashup really kinda hits the vibe I have as an Editor often I feel with how it kind of is this mixture of "why does this work" and "lowkey makes sense actually". xD

accidentally cut myself while shaving my bootyhole 🥲😭

@ldavid2kl Do not get parasocial. More at 11.

for your own sanity, do not get obsessed with someone you are not in a relationship with.

@suchnerve Cuddling on the couch do be peak. The porn industry really gave a fucked up impression of relationships for many people. Sex is great but have you tried just feeling safe to open up about what bothers you while cuddling. xD

woman: “hehe how about i get on my knees and show you what this throat can do” man: “actually how about we just cuddle on the couch and talk about how our days went” increasingly many such cases…

it is kinda funny how very frequently there’s a role reversal in M+F flirting where the woman is horny as FUCK while the man is just like

@suchnerve That is correct.

Men’s touch starvation rarely as apparent as in the replies and QRTs 😞 y’all need a hug, damn