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@MatthewMKE98 He’ll be cleared when they deem it safe to clear him. We don’t need a Tua situation.
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Today is a great day to clear Jordan Love from concussion protocol Please and thank you
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@shOoObz She’ll be walking out into fireworks with Erika Kirk next year 😑
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Shoobz@shOoObz·
Since the school is not going to do anything about it, the public is just going to have to ruin this girl’s life.
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One more week and then I won’t have to see Amon St. Brown’s stupid ass for 9 more months
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Cortado Soprano@planetscollide_·
Christmas cookies in the break room this morning
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There is something magical about getting a hot dog from the Costco food court and scarfing it down before they even check you out at the door
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Zito@_Zeets·
Letting tech people touch the arts has to be one of the worst mistakes humanity has made. They have such deep contempt for creativity, ownership, and shared experiences. Life itself is an enemy. They will strangle every industry to death to have each cough up an extra dollar.
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Kevin Finnerty@timeimmemorial_·
POV you are Guy Fieri
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HustleBitch@HustleBitch_

🚨 GUY FIERI’S LEG JUST EXPLODED - AND THE STORY ONLY GETS WEIRDER Chef and TV legend Guy Fieri says he’s now in a wheelchair because his leg literally “exploded.” He fell down a staircase while filming, tore a quad muscle clean off, and needed emergency surgery. He won’t be walking for the next eight weeks. But here’s where it goes from accident to full-blown Flavortown conspiracy: Just ONE MONTH before his leg blew out… two entire truckloads - 24,000 bottles - of his Santo Tequila mysteriously disappeared between Texas and Pennsylvania. The trucking company blamed a “water pump problem.” Then came “delays.” Then the tequila was just… gone. A million-dollar shipment erased off the map. So now we’re looking at: • A tequila heist • 24,000 missing bottles • A trucking company with excuses • And Guy Fieri in a wheelchair after his leg “exploded” Does ANY of this sound normal to you… or is something seriously off in Flavortown?

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Skyler Higley@skyler_higley·
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
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Pardon My Take@PardonMyTake·
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Cortado Soprano@planetscollide_·
I have way too many jackets for someone who lives in Arizona
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I just have a hard time believing that’s Anzalone’s real hair
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