Paul Lanphear

@ThrillaRilla369 Um...yeah

If a woman calls off an engagement, should she have to give the ring back? 🤔 💍

@highbrow_nobrow How exactly do you protect math? Do you mean like not pretending that the cost of something can go down 600%?

Melania Trump at the UN: "A nation that makes learning sacred, protects its books, its language, its science and its mathematics. It protects its future. This leads to something powerful, to greater understanding, moral reasoning and tolerance of others."

@JohnFeehery When was the last time you flew either of them?

Why did anybody think that blocking the merger of Spirit and Jet Blue was a good idea idea?

@ThomasEWoods Actually they needed more customers. Prove to me that you have ever flown Spirit

Spirit Airlines didn't need a "federal bailout." It needed the Biden DoJ to allow its merger with JetBlue But the Biden DoJ, like most dopes on TV, thought: mergers mean bigger and bigger means bad Because they know the optimal size an airline should be

Ever since President Trump was elected, no kids have gone off to school in the morning and then returned home in the afternoon with a gender-reassignment surgery. Personally, I don't think he gets enough credit for that🙏🇺🇸

@ScottJenningsKY Um...the president said Mark Kelly should, so stfu

Did a leading Democrat really suggest that Sec. of War Pete Hegseth should be EXECUTED? Sadly, yes. That’s what it has come to in Washington.

@mjfree Says the guy who flies in luxury on our dime. Here's an idea. To bail them out I think Spirit should become the official airline for the Trump Admin and family.

Sean Duffy on Spirit Airlines: "I think it's important to talk about why we are here today. Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg ... "

@RepThomasMassie And how many times did you fly Spirit last year? Or ever?

Biden took the unprecedented step of using the Dept. of Transportation AND the DOJ to block a merger of JetBlue and faltering Spirit. That block and high fuel prices have led to Spirit’s demise. Here I am in 2023 grilling Sec. Buttigieg about the block: m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC-eRF…

@TRHLofficial Hmmm. So how many times have you flown Spirit this year? Maybe if you did they wouldn't have gone bankrupt.

Elizabeth Warren just cost 40,000 people their jobs.

@Acyn Thank God he didn't. That poor animal

Trump says he was pushed to get a dog when he was elected but rejected the idea. “It’s not going to work for me… Every president's had a dog because they do it for votes. Some of them do it because they love the dog, probably most of would do it for votes… I thought it would look quite fake”

@BoLoudon Yes, their yearlong investigation found 4 people. That's right, 4

🚨BREAKING: President Trump's DOJ just FILED CHARGES against noncitizens who voted in the 2020, 2022, and 2024 elections in New Jersey. I thought the media & Left said noncitizens voting was just a "conspiracy theory?" Follow: @BoLoudon

@MCarbonaraFL I bet, if you're white trash, you can beat your wife

🚨 WOW: FL has BANNED the oppressive Sharia Law statewide. Well done, Gov. DeSantis.

@TheJusticeDept By multiple, he means 4.

🚨MULTIPLE ALIENS CHARGED WITH ILLEGALLY VOTING IN FEDERAL ELECTIONS AND MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS WHILE APPLYING FOR U.S. CITIZENSHIP

“This administration will not tolerate aliens who attempt to vote in our elections when they know they are not eligible.” -Acting Attorney General @DAGToddBlanche 

🔗: justice.gov/usao-nj/pr/mul…

@MargoMartin47 @realDonaldTrump Only thing overflowing there is diapers

President @realDonaldTrump stops by to say hello to the OVERFLOW crowd in the Villages! 🇺🇸

@FBIDirectorKash @FBINewark OH MY GOD! 4?

Today out of @FBINewark: Four individuals have been charged with illegally voting in federal elections and making false statements applying for U.S. citizenship. The individuals - all noncitizens - voted in elections including the 2020 Presidential election, 2022 midterms, and 2024 Presidential election cycles. More to come. Thank you to our investigators and partners for their great work in the case. @DAGToddBlanche

@mjfree The oil barons are

You cool with 5 bucks a gallon? Pls explain in comments #TrumpsGasCrisis

okay but what’s in the box 👀

@herotimeszero That's almost as long as the self check line at Walmart

The White House has released photos of the massive crowd in Florida today waiting for Donald Trump to speak.

@SecDuffy I'm sure rising jet fuel costs had nothing to do with it

🚨 THANK A DEMOCRAT 🚨 JOE BIDEN AND PETE BUTTIGIEG bragged about blocking the JetBlue–Spirit merger… The very deal that could have SAVED Spirit Airlines THE RESULT: ❌ LESS COMPETITION ❌ CUSTOMERS SCRAMBLING ❌ EMPLOYEES LOSING JOBS YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP

@highbrow_nobrow Well to be fair, everyone who got the vaccine will die...eventually

RFK Jr: The polio vaccine “killed many, many more people” than polio ever did. Fact-check: False. (2023)