pompousmonkey

Munhu anenge akahwandisa dp and then when you see it anga asingade kuti tione maruva.

I was talking to chatgpt and its like this nigga knows me personally bringing back old shit

@mputailic @mutami_susan @TembaMliswa Facetime

@mutami_susan @TembaMliswa How does one call on an iPad?

Dear @TembaMliswa can you please check your emails,I’m currently away on business and the kids are being cared for by the baby sitter. Tino is insisting he wants to talk to you. I had a chat with Tino last night and he mentioned he feels sad because you don’t talk to him and you’ve never been to his school like the other Dads. Can you please call him on his iPad between 16:00hrs-19:30hrs Australian Eastern Standard Time when he comes back from school. I’ve rescheduled his extra curricular activities for this afternoon so he doesn’t miss that phone call from you. Many Thanks.

Lets start with rich people problems. I dont mind struggling to find a place to vacation

MaProblem angu ndabhoo ndakuda kumbo zama evamwe

Bitches be named Precious and still ain't worth shit

@GaytonMcK I dont think there are coloured people on the squad ma boy

You guys gave us a real scare, pls beat Zimbabwe very hard, let them not qualify for the next round. Zimbabwe celebrated our near non qualification for WC like they have won the World Cup.

me adding "😂" after a sentence to control the damage😭

Im at that age I'm supposed to be rich

@MudiwaHood Hayas

Dear Mentee If you earn $200 a month, you need 416 years earning that same amount of money with no tax deduction to make 1million dollars! You do not have 100 years working so, thats where i come in with my knowledge! Watch this clip…. Mentor The CEO

MaZimbabwean zvekupemha makazvinzwisisa

@SpecialZw This was pure evil. You fucked up this person's life

😂a dish best served cold

@holahovitaaa Make love to B

@MagicJohnson Chatgpt

LeBron James was nothing short of spectacular scoring 11 straight points in the 4th quarter (including three straight 3-pointers) and had 29 total points tonight to defeat the Philadelphia 76ers 112-108! The NBA’s leading candidate for MVP, Luka Doncic, had a triple double with 31 points, 15 rebounds and 11 assists! The Lakers are the most entertaining team in the NBA right now. Luka, LeBron, and Austin Reaves put on a show for the world to see and they had the crowd going crazy with “oohs” and “ahhs” !!

@TateMavetera @wicknellchivayo Ict inenge it needs cars

Happy birthday my brother Sir @wicknellchivayo.May God continue to bless you and your family,mwana wedu wekuChikomba. Greatest philanthropist of our time.

@MudiwaHood The level of dick sucking

Happy Birthday to one of the most brilliant minds we know, a young billionaire entrepreneur and exceptional philanthropist. One whose incredible generosity and boundless love are truly unmatched. A proud ghetto story and a visionary leader from unit M, Chitungwiza,but making an impact throughout out Zimbabwe and the world at large. A unique leader of note, who gets audience from Presidents, Billionaires and industry captains. Because you put our Lord Jesus Christ first in everything Mukoma Muno, clearly your unquestionable faith and commitment to the things of the Lord will continue drawing favor for you. May you live long Mutungamiri, may you also never lack or get tired in your quest to change people’s lives through your Philanthropy. As you fly high in your private jet 🛩️, may your business reach even greater heights. You are a hero to countless people, including myself. May your life be guided by endless favor and success. Happy Birthday my brother, Sir @wicknellchivayo

@lleony Who is that

Hakuna muZimbabwean asina picture ra Sir Wicknell mu phone make🤞

@MudiwaHood @wicknellchivayo Im just a hater

I will take this moment and time to appreciate and thank Sir @wicknellchivayo for the gift of 2025 Range Rover Sport Autobiography, head bowed Mukoma 🙏

@elonmusk Yup

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These days I understand people that dont like watching series. I'm a movie guy now